𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗚𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁 [OLD]

𝙆𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝟭𝟬𝟭

(Every time I look at this I wonder wtf was going on in my brain when I wrote it)

(I'm gonna cry)

"You wanna learn how to eat someone's face?" Ayumu asked, squinting at y/n, "Damn, I didn't know you were into that type of stuff, N/n."

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" y/n cried.

"No, no, it's fine." Ayumu assured the girl as he turned to her, twirling his wooden blade, "There's no need to be ashamed. People like having a freaky partner."

"Kiss!" y/n shouted, "Teach me how to kiss! That's what I meant, damn it!"

"..."

"..."

Ayumu frowned, "...why?"

"Well... uhm, I'm sixteen and I still haven't kissed anyone before... there's also this really nice girl I met..." y/n mumbled, looking at everything but Ayumu, "We've been hanging out for a few months and a couple of days ago, she told me..."

"During this year's Summer Festival... meet me in Chinju Forest." the girl whispered in y/n's ear, smiling.

"I wanna be prepared in case she kisses me!!!" y/n exclaimed, her face warm.

Ayumu tilted his head, "Y/n, I don't think..."

"Please!" y/n exclaimed, grabbing the boy's hands as her eyes sparkled, "Please teach me how to kiss, Ayumu!"

The pink haired boy blinked once. Then twice. Before his face went red.

"HAHA, OF COURSE I WILL! DON'T YOU WORRY, Y/N-CHAN! BY THE TIME THE FESTIVAL ARRIVES, YOU'LL BE AWESOME AT KISSING!" Ayumu declared with a flustered expression.

"Yayyy!!!" y/n chimed.

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

"So... Ayumu..."

Y/n looked a little worried.

"Why are we in a red light district...?"

"You see... if you wanna learn how to kiss, you've gotta see it happen first!" Ayumu explained, "Look! Over there!"

The boy pointed to where two people were kissing like their lives depended on it.

"Look how passionately they hold one another! You can see just how horn-I MEAN IN LOVE THEY ARE!" Ayumu tried to say, face pink, "And over there! Those two are really getting into it!"

"Ayumu, why are they doing that-"

"You know what, let's just leave."

~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*

"When kissing, you've gotta ask for consent first! And only lean 15% of the way! Let her come to you!" Ayumu was saying as him and y/n sat on the roof of a dojo together, "Use your hands! Bring her closer and hold her as though she's the most precious person in the world!"

"Right!" y/n exclaimed.

"Use your tongue too but be very gentle. You can figure out whether you like it rough later on!" Ayumu continued then leaned closer, "Oh yeah, she might try to bite your lip or something. Don't freak out. Unless she really bites you, then you freak out."

"Okay but... how do you know this stuff?" y/n questioned, frowning.

Ayumu averted his eyes, rubbing the back of his neck, "Hehe... remember when that angry dude came to the dojo and kicked my ass a couple months ago...?"

Y/n deadpanned, "Oh... you kissed his wife."

"What? No. I kissed his daughter!"

"PFFT, HOW WAS IT?"