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phil : let me see what you have

tommy : TECHNO'S CROWN

phil : toMMY nO—

y/n : dad, techno's got his sword out

techno : why are you on the table?

wilbur : i live in this house and i can do whatever the fuck i want and you can't stop me

techno :

techno : where's the spider?

wilbur : y/n has it—YOU BETTER KILL IT

y/n, walking into the room, eyes watering and sniffing : hey tommy....

tommy : oh shit! what happened? why are you crying?

y/n : i'm not crying, my eyes are just watering from the smoke that's coming off of the fire in the kitchen again

tommy : oh ok

tommy :

tommy : wait a minute—

techno, setting down a playing card : ace of spades

tommy, pulling out an uno card : draw four bitches

y/n, playing a pokémon card : jolteon, i choose you!

wilbur, terrified : w-what game are we playing???

phil, sipping tea in the corner : kids these days...

tubbo : hey phil?

phil : yeah mate?

tubbo : can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

phil :

phil, smiling : where's tommy?

tubbo : what if i press the brake and gas at the same time?

tommy : what a stupid question—the car takes a screenshot

schlatt : that's it. get out of my car. y/n, you can stay

y/n : ok :D

y/n : does it really screenshot?

phil : what are you doing out this late

techno : we—

phil : —five words or less

y/n, counting their fingers : out. on. the. balcony

phil :

y/n : bitch.

tubbo : if i were a drink I'd be orange juice!

tubbo : if you guys were a drink what would you be?

wilbur : bleach

techno : sewage

y/n : expired milk

tubbo : okay calm down edgelords

phil : i'm doing such a great job at keeping my crush a secret

the fridge in the kitchen :

phil :

phil : i'm inlove no—i gotta go i mean. i have to go

mumza : hey

phil : ABORT MISSION—

tommy, looking through his closet : what should i change into?

wilbur, from across the hall and beyond two doors : a better person

tommy :

y/n : i think he means the red hoodie

y/n : i would do anything for my family

phil : sleep for eight hours straight

y/n : request denied

phil : alright, listen up you little shits

phil : not you, y/n. you're an angel, and we're thrilled that you're here

y/n : thank you?

y/n : don't worry, i've got a few knives up my sleeves

wilbur : i think you mean cards

tubbo : she did not

y/n, pulling out knives : i did not

schlatt and techno, high-fiving : heh

y/n : what's a thot?

tommy : it's a thoughtful person

—later at the dinner table—

phil : here's the salt kid

y/n : thanks dad, you're such a thot!

phil : *spits out water* excuse me?

↳-end of chapter 6.5! i hope u enjoy^^-༉‧₊˚✧