Chapter 4- how to act like a human part 1

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After Both tads split the bread Mable went to go find dipper,bill,will, and kill. She walked in the grocery store until she found dipper with bill on the ground. "Pine tree nobody is gonna notice." Bill put a soda can under a box. "Well did you have to drink 15?" Dipper asked. "Not really I just wanted to see if you'd stop me." Bill smiled. "Dipper I think it's time to go." Mable looked around. "Alright then, wheres tad?" Dipper asked. "Already heading back to the car." Mable pointed outside seeing tad with tad. "Or talking to the one and only tad strange."  Mable looked back at dipper. "Also Will is hungry he tried to eat a sponge." Mable replied. "Wait what?" Dipper and bill said. "And lastly wheres kill?" Mable looked left and right. "I don't know." Dipper shrugged. "I saw him walking outside." Bill replied. "Great where'd he go?" Mable asked. "I was just kidding." Bill said sarcastically. "Well where would he be?" Mable asked again. "Probably killing someone." Bill assumed. "Well let's just look around for him." Dipper and Mabel started walking. "Okay then." Bill started walking with them, after a while they found him with Will but kill was doing something weird. "Cmon will just a little higher.." kill said. "N-no! My back hurts! Didn't mom say I'm the youngest?" Will replied. "Blah blah blah, you just gotta get up on your legs your on your knees." Kill looked down at him. "BECAUSE YOU SAID GET ON YOUR KNEES!" Will yelled. "I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE ME TALL ENOUGH TO GRAB THE BAG OF TRIANGLES!" Kill yelled back. "Wait triangles?" Mable tilted her head. "Yeah, they're called Doritos." Kill looked at them. "Allow me to get them." Mable walked to him. "Just lift me up." Mable had her arms up and kill picked her up, she grabbed the chips and came down. Kill,bill, and will looked at the bag and saw a triangle on the front and they all blushed. Dipper and Mable looked at each other with a weird expression. "Okay let's just pay for it." Dipper and Mable pushed them.

After 5 minutes they were all in the car with Soos,tad,and Grunkle Stan. "Hey kids, your purple friend told me that you guys were at the grocery store so that's why I parked here." Stan looked at everyone in the back. "Uh thanks tad i guess." Dipper looked at him. "To be honest I thought you would be mean." Mable looked at tad. "What no, I'm a nice guy unless you get me mad then I'm a whole other person." Tad replied. "Also speaking, tad are you related to bill, kill, and will?" Dipper asked. "Bill, Will, kill? What kind of names are those?" Stan asked. "Uh Grunkle Stan this yellow one is bill cipher." Mable poked his face. "BILL CIPHER?! EVERYONE OUT!" Stan got out and everyone else did. And after 6 minutes of explaining Stan understood. "Alright but kids next time just tell me or Ford." Stan said. "But we told Ford only about Will." Dipper replied. "Then how'd these two get here?" Stan pointed at Tad and kill. "Well you know me tad also known as Gompers, I married waddles." Tad said. "Wait you were the goat well that explains your eye." Stan said. "Mhm." Tad nodded. "For kill we had to use a fire." Mable looked at him. "And we found Will outside crying." Dipper and Mable said. "Geez why was he crying?" Stan replied. "Ever since he was little he always cried over small things." Tad looked at him. "Or maybe because those stupid twins were always rude to him." Bill replied. "Wait bill how are you alive I thought we killed you." Stan  replied. "I don't know." Bill shrugged. "Well then everyone back in the car." Everyone got back in and Stan started to drive. "So are you guys all siblings?" Dipper asked again. "Yes but.." tad was interrupted. "But when we saw you guys tad was a square and the rest of you were triangles." Dipper was looking at their eyepatches until he realized something. "Hey wait a minute kill! You don't have an eyepatch!" Dipper pointed at his eye. "One don't point at me again, two my eyes are weird so I covered my one eye." Kill said. "Talk later kids you can test them when we get home." Stan interrupted them. "T-test?" Will replied. "Yeah like a lab test but do it with your other uncle." Stan replied. "Alright I guess." Mable replied. After 12 minutes of being quiet they finally got home and started to run over the Ford while the brothers got back into their original forms. After 4 minutes of waiting Ford,dipper, and Mable came outside with things and the cipher brothers looked at them. "What's this?" Tad pointed at a bag of chips. "Oh just Doritos." Soos replied. Kill,bill, and will flew over to the bag and looked at it. "Don't worry Soos they did that." Mable looked at them. "Uh Mable what are you doing?" Will asked. "Making sweaters!" Mable had yarn in her hands. "Okay." Will flew away. "So uncle Ford which brother goes first?" Dipper asked. "Hmm I'd say the purple..wait why is he a square and the rest are triangles?" Ford looked at him. "We don't know, he didn't tell us yet." Mable shouted. Ford walked up to tad and looked at his design. "Wow, wait we're you the goat?" Ford asked. "Yes and I'm married to a pig." Tad looked at his ring, kill and bill started laughing. "Your married to a pig!" Kill was laughing hard he was on the floor. "Yeah yeah yeah." Tad rolled his eye. "And then this one! Red? Your name is Kill right?" Ford asked. "Yup." Kill replied. "You and Tad have the same kind of eye but swapped colors and a different shape." Ford was looking at both of them. "Now bill I already know and will we've already met." Ford looked at Will. "Hmmm, you look like bill but your blue." Ford picked Will up. "Wait! No please I don't wanna get thrown!" Will grabbed onto Fords arm. "I'm not gonna throw you! I'm looking at you." Ford grabbed his hat trying to fix it. "Also you guys have different hats except bill and kill." Ford put Will down. "Also Will why do you think we're gonna hurt you?" Dipper asked. "You guys remind me of my Mable and dipper." Will replied shaking. "Did they throw you?" Mable walked towards him. "Yes, when they were bored they called me over and just threw me." Will had a big tear in his eye and Mable hugged him. "Then how did you escape them?" Ford asked. "They kicked me out because I accidentally broke their vase." Will looked up at him. "Okay one you can fix that vase with your powers." Mable got up. "But..I get scared, and I can't even  cook or anything I just clean and sleep." Will had a tear going down. "Well I hate to say this but our little brother is a well uh...crybaby." Tad flew over to them. "Wait Tad are you the oldest?" Ford grabbed out his pen and notebook. "Yes." Tad flew down. "So can you tell me about how it was like in your dimension also are your parents nice?" Ford grabbed a chair and sat down. "Uh..well...mom and dad are nice but our dimension made fun of me because I'm a square and my brothers are triangles." Tad stood next to kill. "What's so wrong with that? You guys are brothers by blood." Mable puts her hands on her hips. "It's hard to explain." Tad started to walk. "Wait you guys show Ford what you can do." Dipper shouted. "Fine." Bill replied, with a snap they were human again. "WHAT THE?!?! BILL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD TURN INTO A HUMAN?!" Ford rushed over to bill. "No one ever asked so I kept it to myself." Bill replied smiling. "Maybe since we're outside and you're in human form we could teach you how to be just like us!" Mable threw confetti. "Like a human?" Kill asked. "Yup!" Mable grabbed her book. "Uh..what do we do?." Will asked. "You guys do what I tell you to do so if we go in public again you can act like a human." Mable grabbed her music box and waddles walked over. "Hey Tad your husband is here." Kill started snickering. "Oh shut it." Tad replied. Mable grabbed a music tape and put it in, she clicked the on button and music began. Mable turned around and stopped she saw them dancing to the song. "You guys know Russian roulette?" Mable asked. "No but why is it so..catchy?" Tad asked. "It's k-pop!" Mable stopped the music and they stopped dancing. "Oh my gosh you guys know all music and maybe the dances!" Mable rushed to her music pile and the brothers back to groan because they knew what she was gonna do.

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