What do you call a bee that comes from America ?
USB
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Alright, I know y'all love puns, and my puns and jokes are amazing, soo~
I'm not a coffee person, but even I feel bad for it, because coffee has a rough time.
It gets mugged every morning.
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But oh well, I only like coffee with milk. And where does milk come from ?
Cows.
So why do cows have hooves ?
Because they lac-tose.
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I know, I'm good at this. The applause, ahh yes. *bows*
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What do you call a fake noodle ?
Impasta.
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Why was 6 afraid of 9 ?
Because 9, 8, 7..
*inserts dramatic music*
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What goes in hard and comes out wet and soft ?
Chewing gum.
Pfeh, sex jokes aren't funny y'all, I mean, cum on ☠
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Sooooo I tried phone sex today
But the holes were too small...
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You know y'all, everybody likes different food.
Some people eat dick, others vajayjay.
Some people eat snails.
They must not like fast food.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts..
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What do you call pig that does karate ?
Pork chop.
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Okee, and for the end, a small tip:
People say, milk gives you strength.
So drink 3 glasses of milk and try moving a wall.
You can't.
Drink 4 glasses of vodka and it moves by itself.
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I love y'all from my head tomatoes 🍅
Ahh cheesy puns mac me so happy...
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