i was bored, so i thought abt making this chapter, and why not
anyway
this is for inluvwif1d cause they love jokes, especially mine
double anyway
lets start:
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Why do beets always win ?
Cause they're un-beet-able
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Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them
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Patient: "Will I be able to play
the piano after this operation?"
Nurse: "Sure! Of course!"
Patient: "That's awesome because
I couldn't before!"
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Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?
Too much poison IV.
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020 ?
Because 2021.
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What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
(^been laughing at that for minutes now-)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh.
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer ?
A hooker can wash their crack and resell it.
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What did the banana say to the vibrator ?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
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What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common ?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips ?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
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What do you call a bear with no ears ?
B.
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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.
Thank you all for coming
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thats ittt *bows*
its almost 3am and i have school tomorrow and a bad stomach ache, so what's better than doing a fantastic chapter ? (except no school and no stomach ache obviously-)
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