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stupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
#asmo
#asmodeus
#barbatos
#beel
#beelzebub
#belphegor
#belphie
#diavolo
#idk
#incorrect
#incorrectobeyme
#incorrectquotes
#leviathan
#lucifer
#luke
#mammon
#obeyme
#obeymeshallwedate
#random
#satan
#shallwedate
#simeon
#solomon
#swd
by twink_satan
waitress: how did you find your meal, sir?
beel: it was real nice thank you
waitress: that's not what i meant and you know it
beel: the tall waiter told me where you hid it
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