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stupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
#asmo
#asmodeus
#barbatos
#beel
#beelzebub
#belphegor
#belphie
#diavolo
#idk
#incorrect
#incorrectobeyme
#incorrectquotes
#leviathan
#lucifer
#luke
#mammon
#obeyme
#obeymeshallwedate
#random
#satan
#shallwedate
#simeon
#solomon
#swd
by twink_satan
satan: hey i need your help
solomon: sweet, who am i gonna be murdering?
solomon: i don't do kids though, it's a rule
solomon: however we can negotiate if the kid's a dick
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