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stupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
#asmo
#asmodeus
#barbatos
#beel
#beelzebub
#belphegor
#belphie
#diavolo
#idk
#incorrect
#incorrectobeyme
#incorrectquotes
#leviathan
#lucifer
#luke
#mammon
#obeyme
#obeymeshallwedate
#random
#satan
#shallwedate
#simeon
#solomon
#swd
by twink_satan
belphie: *looses asmo at the grocery store*
belphie: excuse me, i can't find my brother, could i make an announcement?
belphie, into de PA system: good bye you stupid fuck
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