Math class

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So me and my friend and her friend were out in the hall making math posters for math class cuz it's really hard to make posters on a desk cuz ya know desks r too small.

So...

Friend: Okay so I'm confused there were these people talking and they said the guy who plays Harry Potter is ugly.

Me: Daniel Radcliffe is NOT ugly don't ever say that. He is amazing.

Friend: okay I thought so too but they were talking about all the actors and they were saying that he was ugly, him and that guy- Robert? Ruper?

Me:Rupert and NO.

Friend: ok. what about Neville?

Me: hot.

Her Friend: Is this Harry Potter I'm hearing about.

Me: yes

Friend: she's a Harry potter fan too.

Me: We are called Potterheads

Friend: *laughs* ok. but do Neville and Luna. . . .

Me: yeah.

Her friend: I used to think the Death Eaters were Dead Easters and once I was talking to this other potterhead and I said Death Easter. it was really embarrassing.

Me: lol yeah. remember trying to pronounce Hermione?

Her friend: yeah like herm-hermone?

Me: Hermy-1? Hermyon?

Friend:haha I watched the movies first.

*cue the death glares*

Her friend: I only watched the last movie. Are they any good.

Me: Yes especially by book to movie standards. It's probably the best book to movie ever. ok well maybe Lord of The Rings ties with it.

Her friend: Yeah I've been meaning to read those. I'm really not getting all the Gandalf references.

Me: Those movies were my childhood. Well that and Star Wars. But don't watch the hobbit!

Friend: But John Watson is in it!

Me: but they screwed with the plot!

Friend: AND BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS THE DRAGON!

Me: SMAUG! HIS NAME IS SMAUG!

Her friend: Is Benedict Cumberbatch a good actor?

Me: Yes.

Her friend: Wait he's that new guy right?

Friend: No he's been around for a while.

Me: do you watch Sherlock?

Her friend: no

Friend: Did you see Star Treck?

Her friend: Ummm

Me:Star Treck into darkness

Her friend: noooo

Friend: you need to watch Sherlock

Long silence

Me: oh Friend when you get home go take the pottermore house quiz and find out which house your in.

Her friend: I'm a Hufflepuff.

Me: OMG ME TOO HOUSE BUDDIES!

Her friend: Really? *:)

Friend: *laughing cuz we are in Hufflepuff*

Me: We are the only house with no dark wizards. (ok so I later looked it up and the potter wiki thingy said "fewest dark wizards, if any". I do know that it's the only house without a member who attacked Harry.)

Friend: But all the dark wizards are from slytherine.

Me: Professor Quirrel and Peter Pettigrew are both Gryffindors. Hagrid lied.

Friend: He didn't know yet!

Me: He thought Sirius Black was a dark wizard and knew he was a Gryffindor.

Friend: but he wasn't!

Me: but Hagrid thought he was.

Her friend: wait was the founder of Ravenclaw a man or a woman.

Me: Rowena Ravenclaw was a woman.

Both of them: *suprised staring*

I don't remember much after this. Apparently it's unusual for me to know the name of a character that played no significant role in the story off the top of my head.

I of course credited this to the fact that I spend too much time on wattpad, but later realized that no I could do that before last year, and with characters I don't even talk about on here.

Seriously I can shoot off some of the names of horses from LOTR books that weren't even in the movies off the top of my head.

Fatty Lumpkin

Swish Tail

Wise Nose

Swift foot

And there are more but at the moment auto correct is ticking me off.

Seriously though LOTR is a great series.

And the ending in the book is WAY different!

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