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Teacher: Why did you not study?

Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 236 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we're left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in our year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you're sick for a minimum of 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with one 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

I just had to do it

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