avengers × reader chatroom

keeping up with the avengers

Tony started a chatroom
Tony invited steve and Clint
Steve and Clint joined

Tony: romanoff is wearing pink! romanoff is wearing pink!!!!

Clint: are you sure it's not a white shirt that had just been bloodied from the vile, gruesome death of her enemies?

Steve: maybe it wasn't her? Does she have a twin sister?

Tony: if Natasha had a twin sister she would've eaten her in the womb

Clint: wait, hold it, stop. how come you didn't tease her about it?

Tony: it's Natasha, she's scary

Clint: you guys are unbelievable

Clint: I wore a tie with a splash of purple once and you called me mr grape for two years:(

Tony: oh yea we forgot about mr grape

Steve: don't tease him tony

Tony: shut it capsicle

Bucky joined

Bucky: steve why are you throwing stones on my window?

Steve: because I wanted to talk to you

Bucky: you're so old fashioned steve, what do you have your phone for?

Steve: okay, sorry, you're right

Steve: ejensn

Steve was disconnected

Bucky: he just threw his fucking phone at my window

Tony: I'm not buying him a new one

Clint: that man can be so dumb

Y/n joined

Y/n: why did steve throw a phone at Bucky's window

Tony: scroll up

Y/n: shit omg xjsjrnen this is so funny

Clint: ikrrrrrr

Y/n: To Tony,
        Tony I need a new phone
        Sincerely,
        Steve

Tony: did you just write me a letter?

Y/n: To Tony,
        Yes since I'm using y/n's phone I thought you 
        won't know who I was
        Sincerely,
        Steve.

Tony: give y/n back her phone now

Tony: I'll buy you a new one later

Y/n: he said ok thank you

Y/n: lmaoo

Bucky: that uncultured swine

Tony: y/n where are you?

Y/n: otw to the kitchen why?

Tony: I need you to babysit Morgan

Y/n: ok sure

Y/n: um Clint why are you pouring salt in your coffee?

Clint: I'm not

Y/n: clint it's fine just admit you made a mistake

Clint: *drinks coffee anyway* I prefer my coffee with salt

Y/n:...

Tony:....

Bucky:....

Hope and Scott joined

Hope: y/n I need your help

Y/n: shoot

Bucky: no don't violence is never the answer

Y/n: shoot as in shoot the question