avengers × reader chatroom

the breakup

Steve started a private chatroom

Steve invited Tony,Clint,Bruce,Thor

Thor joined

Clint joined

Tony joined

Tony: Bruce said stop adding him to chatrooms unless it's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really important

Clint: damn I wish I could ignore my problems the way I ignored your reallys:(

Tony: you ignored my reallys!!!?????

Thor: (◕ᴗ◕✿)✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧(•‿•)(・∀・)◉‿◉｡◕‿◕｡(✷‿✷)ʘ‿ʘ(θ‿θ)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(◔‿◔)(ʘᴗʘ✿)(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)<(￣︶￣)>(≧▽≦)( ╹▽╹ )(◍•ᴗ•◍)(✯ᴗ✯)ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ(ㆁωㆁ)<(￣︶￣)>^_________^(✿^‿^)( ꈍᴗꈍ)(*'ω｀*)(◡ ω ◡)( '◡‿ゝ◡')(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧(◠‿◕)(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧(人*'∀｀)｡*ﾟ+(◠‿・)-☆ I found these

Wade joined

Wade: thor is his joyful self, tony is his anxious self, Clint is...

Wade: Clint is Clint

Steve: how did you join? It was a private one. How did you know the password?

Clint: probably bc your password was 1234

Wade: no his password was protect_bucky_at_all_cost_because_im_with_him_till_the_end_of_the_line_1234

Steve: how did you know?

Wade: it was easy

Steve: no seriously how??????

Wade: you type very slow and you read the password out loud

Steve: damnit

Clint: language

Wade: did the? Omg! I can't- omg I

Thor:🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼😁🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼this hand is pointing from the wrong finger

Tony: oh dear God

Thor: well yes I am a god

Wade: he didn't mean you honey

Clint: i ship

Tony: ffs Clint stop shipping everyone

Thor: where are you shipping us brother Clint?

Steve: even ik what shipping is

Tony: yes after y/n had to yell it to you bc you didn't understand shit

Bruce joined

Bruce: ok so who's crying????? Clint???? Did you break your arrows while trying to make boomerang arrows again?

Tony: boomerang arrows????? Why would you make boomerang arrows

Wade: bc they come back to you

Clint: exactly!!!!!

Steve: yes exactly

Thor: will someone tell banner who's crying before he turns all green and angry and smash and stuff and make lady pepper angry and if lady pepper is angry she'll shout at stark and stark will get all depressive and go hug y/n and Peter and won't leave y/n alone but then I'll need y/n but then I won't so I'll go and hug my brother but he might turn into a snake and stab me for the 37th time so can someone please tell if barton is crying

Steve: I'll just ignore that

Steve: that's why i created the chatroom

Steve: y/n's crying

Tony: what??why??????

Steve:she and Jason broke up

Clint,thor,tony: yesssssss

Bruce: give the girl a break stop shipping her😔

Wade: um yea...y/n's not crying....it's Jason she recorded their call and now she's playing it to me it's hilarious

Tony: remind me to never cry near her

Y/n joined

Y/n: never really liked him🤦

Y/n: went out with him to get over someone

Steve: who?

Y/n: your mom

Steve: my mom is dead and i thought you were straight

Y/n: hey Steve?

Steve: yeah?

Y/n: the museum called they said they're missing a fossil

Y/n left

Steve: that was uncalled for

Tony: she does hate it when we don't understand her pop culture refrence

Clint: I'm going to tell Pietro she's available

Thor: my brother

Tony: peter

Steve: omg guys stop

Steve: wait

Steve: I have to tell Bucky

Tony left

Clint left

Thor left

Steve left

Bruce: seriously give the girl a rest

Bruce left

Wade: so it looks like it's just us

Wade: yes you!

Wade: I'm talking about you

Wade: hello beautiful reader

Wade: this shitty author took ages to update but she's here now after i threatened her

Wade: don't ask me how

Wade: well if you insist

Wade: i put a gun to her head

Wade: there i said it

Wade: but now you my dear have a very important job

Wade: comment down below who you want to end up with since this book is almost coming to an end

Wade: but she's working on a one shot book hopefully she won't be lazy anymore

Wade: and hopefully it won't be shitty like this one

Wade: so I'm going, love you guys byeee

Wade left

Chatroom ended