A/N: these are fun to write
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(credit: sae-byeokk16 on tumblr)
front man: i invited you to my private Island because i crave the deadliest game
vip y/n, nodding: knife monopoly
front man: actually i was gonna say squid game, but now im interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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y/n: Don't kill me, I have a wife!
murderer: You think I care about that?
y/n: No, you misunderstand. This isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning
jiyeong [kicking down the door]: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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y/n, texting inho: roses are red, tony hawk is a skater...
inho's phone, auto replying: im driving right now, ill get back to you later
*later*
inho, texting back: fuck you
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gihun: *falls over nothing and accidentally breaks stuff*
y/n: *sighing dreamily* Isn't he the most perfect person ever?
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sangwoo: you're giving me...a sticker?
y/n: not just any sticker! it's a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow"
sangwoo: im not a preschooler
y/n: fine, ill take it back
sangwoo: i earned this! back off!
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the doll: red light~
y/n, in a high pitched voice: green light!
*BANG" *BANG *BANG"
the guards: did they just..?!
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ali: kiss me if im wrong but-
y/n: you're wrong
ali: but-
y/n, leaning over: you're wrong
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gihun: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
sangwoo: we're chopsticks
gihun: Well... that's cute!
gihun: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
y/n: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
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junho, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
y/n, half asleep: this is a queen/king sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to yourself* the queen/king
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sangwoo: i prevented a murder today
y/n: really? how'd you do that?
sangwoo: self control
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y/n: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
salesman: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
y/n: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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*y/n and jiyeong skipping stones on lake*
y/n: It’s such a beautiful evening.
jiyeong, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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y/n, tending to ali's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
ali: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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gihun: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
y/n: I beg to differ
gihun: then Beg
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y/n: jiyeong... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor
jiyeong: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
y/n:
y/n: I wrote sanitize, jiyeong.
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A/N: working on a sad gihun oneshot so i thought yall deserve something happy first
