Pokemon Pick-up Lines!

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Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I've got Masterballs baby.

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Let's have a Togepi of our own!

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

You've got the lips of a Jynx!g

You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

You make me RY-HORNY!

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