By the way this whole book is a joke read at ur own risk
This is so cool because I went to school and i saw a year 7. He was wearing a Fortnite bag the size of a volcano so I swirled him up and he screamed "creeper" and I hurled him round and round. His little legs squirmed in the air and I chucked him away. There were more year 7s to deal with so I grabbed one by her pop it key ring and burst it open I said "how do you like me now?" She screamed with her fake lashes and greasy hair and mask to cover her face "noooo please no don't" but I didn't care. I went and threw her and she crashed into the toilets. Over there was another girl who was transforming into a dragon and another who was becoming a vampire. She screamed "noooo please save me it I don't wanna dieee!" But the dragon smiled and puffed on her strawberry mango flavour vape and the smoke billowed up into the air. The vampire went full cosplay mode but the year 7 managed to fight them both off and escape. Super valiant story 😱😱
Next chapter is about da boys 😈
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Me vs h***on obby
Romance56% not based on actual events I must go to my school and try navigate the perils around every corner! Will I succeed or will i succumb to the idiots and year 7s waiting for my demise Any resemblance to real people is not real ok trust me Winner of...
