The Deal (FNF Corruption Saga) ~Completed~

The "L" Deal

Stephan: Explain what?

Skid: Oh god uh... how do we say this? What happened today, that wasn't really our fault

Pump: The black stuff you saw, those are our corruptions, but don't worry, despite the name, they're really nice! (And kinda saved some of us from death)

Skid: Those, uh... bodied you saw, they weren't, uh... alive when you saw them

Pump: Cause we killed them ourselves

Skid: We're really sorry for having you see that, and we understand if you don't want to be our friend anymore

Pump: We should've told you, but I guess we were just scared of your reaction

Skid: You're so innocent that it's sometimes unbelievable! While us, we're... we're just crazy!

Both: Sorry

Stephan: ... It's okay... first of all, I would never leave you! You're the first people besides my sister and her friends to no be scared of me because of my ghost abilities, second, I see and hear ghosts all the time, and I guess that's kinda technically a dead body? Since some may have disconnected heads or missing limbs, and some person made of smoke because they smoked too much, I don't know what smoking is though

Pump: What, so that's probably-

Skid: No Pump. I guess a lot of the people are ghosts because we murdered them... wait... you're okay with us?!

Pump: Even though we murder people?!

Stephan: I hang out with Harley all the time, and let's just say, he isn't the bestest person to be around, but T.L doesn't know that

*after a while they finally all went home*

...

Girlfriend: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO A CHILD!!! YOU COULD'VE KILLED SOMETHING SO INNOCENT *smacking Boyfriend with a folded newspaper*

Boyfriend: AH! ASULT! ASULT! ASULT! I'M SORRY! I DIDNT MEAN TOO!

Pump: Senpaaaaiii! Were's Skiiiiid?

Senpai: Chasing Pico through out the base because he's going on a date with his mom, why?

*explosion*

Pico: SKID! FOR GOD'S SAKE! I WONT DO IT WITH YOUR MOM!!!!

Skid: -maniacal smile- And why should I believe you?

Pico: IT'S JUST A SINPLE DATE! I SWEAR!

Skid: You better be telling the truth

Pico: I swear! I'll drop you off at my uncle's Aka, my dad, but please for the love of your mother, don't join the war

Pump: No promises :3

Pico: *sigh* Later in the afternoon, I just need a break from what happened earlier

Skid: Okay :3

Senpai: I can't believe your scared of a child not even half your age

Pico: How about try being traumatized by a school shooting as a kid and having the same weapon that was used to kill a lot of people being pointed at you while also having no power of running away

Senpai: Fair point (still stupid though)

...

John: Aw crap, Welp! It's time for you two to go home, thanks for joining the war for a bit :3

Steven: I swear! None of you listen to me

Skid: I just want to know what Pico did to my mom