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Angie: hey bitchesssssss

Father Fucker: who you calling a bitch?

Angie: u hoe

Father Fucker: you know what

'Father Fucker' changed 'Angies' name to 'Demon Child'

Demon Child: well jokes on you i like that name and im going to use it

Father Fucker: shit

Demon Child: HAHAHA

Mommy Milkers: Why does Angie even have a phone?

Doll Maker: She stole mine so i just brought a new one

Bela: just take it off of her then.

Doll Maker: I can't

Cassandra: why not

Doll Maker: She bites...

Daniela: HAHAHA

Cassandra: she WHAT?!?!

Fish Boy: hi everyone just to let you know we have a meeting with mother today

Father Fucker: oh for fucks sake why

Fish Boy: apparently the father of rose has came to village

Father fucker: a father you say?

Demon child: calm down u horny fuck

Mommy Milkers: Mother didn't tell me anything about a meeting today.

Father Fucker: thats because she doesn't like you 

Mommy Milkers: For your information I am her favourite. No offence Donna.

Doll Maker: None taken.

*Time skip cause i'm lazy*

Father Fucker: HA FUCK YOU BITCH HES MINE!

Mommy Milkers: Oh stop acting so immature.

Father Fucker: sorry not sorry

Cassandra: uhhhhhh mother...

Mommy Milkers: Yes?

Cassandra: theres someone in the castle...

Mommy Milkers: What? Who?

Cassandra: Roses father...

Father Fucker: WHAT NO

Demon Child: YOU DUMB BITCH HAHAHA

Father Fucker: BUT I KILLED HIM

Demon Child: wait hold on i know how to make this way better

'Demon Child' added 'Ethan Winters'

Ethan Winters: what the fuck is this 

Father Fucker: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

Demon Child: dont worry about it

Daniela: Wait if u have a phone why have you not called for help?

Ethan Winters: Well the one person i would call for help murdered my wife and kidnapped my child and the police wont do shit so- wait why am i talking to you guys.

Mommy Milkers: ...

Mommy Milkers: Heisenberg if you don't come and get him out of my home i will do it myself.

Father Fucker: why do i have to do it?!

Mommy Milkers: Because he is your responsibility, not mine. 

Father Fucker: ugh fineeeeeee

End Of Chapter

Words: 379 

This one is a bit shorter than the first chapter but i literally don't have any inspiration and i honestly kind of like this book so i'm probably going to carry on writing but yeah.