the super gays
gayassbitch- has anyone seen Alyssa?
mamasam- I actually haven't?
detectivedimples- sorry little luthor I haven't
brittishluthor- Help me- please
gayassbitch- huh
Brittishluthor- I AM LOCKED IN A FUCKING BASEMENT HELP
gayassbitch- What basement
Brittshluthor- WhAt BaSeMeNt I DONT FUCKING KNOW I WAS KIDNAPED
Gayassbitch- YOU COULDNT HAVE FUCKING LED WITH THE FACT THAT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED
foolthatschotthim- Give me a second
Gayassbitch- WE DONT HAVE A SECOND WINSLOW
foolthatschotthim- i- you're at the luthor mansion?
Brittishluthor- what??
gayassbitch- He cant be? cant he?
Brittishluthor- IM NOT DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW
sunshinedanvers- anyone else deadly confused rn
BrittishLuthor- Lex is alive
Gayassbitch- Even though I shot him in the fucking chest
Sunshinedanvers- Fuck-
Brittishluthor- YES FUCK INDEED KARA
Brittishluthor- Shit it's him
Brittishluthor- WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
sunshinedanvers- Give me 10 seconds
Brittishluthor- KARA SIT YOUR PERKY ASS DOWN HE HAS KRYPTONITE
Sunshinedanvers- OH FFS
badasscop- Give me 20 minutes tops
Brittishluthor- THANK YOU I DONT THINK I CAN COPE WITH ANY MORE ELECTROCUTION
gayassbitch- iM sOrRy WHAT
brittishluthor- oh you know just some MILD ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY TO START THE FUCKING DAY
Badasscop- AND ON THAT NOTE IM GONNA HURRY THE FUCK UP
BrittishLuthor- M-Mr stark I don't feel so good
MamaSam- NOWS NOT THE TIME TO QUOTE FUCKING AVENGERS AND MAKE US CRY
Brittishluthor- I don't wanna go, Mr stark, please...
Brittishluthor- Alex
badasscop- Yes!?
Brittishluthor- HURRY THE FUCK UP HE HAS A FUCKING GUN IM GONNA FUCKING DIE
badasscop- WAY AHEAD OF YOU BOUT TO KILL THIS MF RN
brittishluthor- YOU BETTER HAVE A GUN FOR ME TOO BITCH THIS MF SLICED MY CHEEK OPEN
30 minutes later *Spongebob narrator voice*
mamasam- Hello?
mamasam- Text 3 dots if in danger
badasscop- we are finee
brittishluthor- SPEAK FOR YOUR FUCKIN SELF I GOT SHOT
gayassbitch & mamasam- WHAT
Brittishluthor- Lex has a shit aim anyways he only hit the side of my arm 😌
mamasam- Im gonna murder the both of you
gayassbitch- Mhm agreed
Brittishluthor- Oh fuck- ALEX I TAKE BACK MY STATEMENT FRIM BEFORE THIS IS HOW WE DIE
badasscop- mAGGIE HELP?
Detectivedimples- Yeah no I'm gonna have to agree with them on this one-
Badasscop- Oh god- WE SHOULD DEFINITELY RUN
brittishluthor- YEP TBH WE WERE SAFER WITH LEX THAN WE ARE WITH THEM
YOU ARE READING
Gay messes group chat (supergirl)
FanfictionA gay as hell super friends gc ( if you want another story like this go check out my AO3 account @Useless_gay_23 ) if you know me no you don't.
