the new king (dxd) DISCONTINUED

chapter 3

It's been an hour since kyo had left the manga club to prepare the welcoming party for the girls, preparing all the essentials, snacks, drinks, and movies even a boombox because he was on quote "that classic shit"

Kyo - alright that should be all

As if on que the cat he hadn't named yet decided to jump onto his shoulder as the doorbell rung signaling the arrival of the girls

Kyo - *opens the door* ah girls good to see you, just give me a minute and make yourselves comfortable in the living room

<the living room>

Akashi - I still can't believe he's gonna let us live with him

Downy - I know it's so nice of him

Chemi - kinda weird he lives by himself though

As if on que the cat jumped up on the couch with an irritated expression

Chemi - okay fine alone with his cat *scratches under chin*

The cat enjoying the scratches, tilts to the left and end ups rolling off the couch

Chemi - I'm sorry kitty I didn't mean it

The cat looks at her like "bitch imma piss on your shoes" and goes to lay on downy's lap to which the purple haired girl let's her

Akashi - come to think of it does the cat have a name

Kyo then enters the room with a tray of finger foods such as jalapeño poppers, crackers with an assortment of meats and cheese, and celery and carrots with ranch for dipping

Kyo - sorry the poppers took longer than I thought they would

Akashi - it's fine, by the way does your cat have a name

Kyo - I actually haven't had a chance to name her. I was thinking something with the word kuro as a nod to her black fur

Chemi - what about kuroto

Kyo - maybe, but that sounds like a male name

Downy - true, what about kuroko

Kyo - same problem with the first

Seeing a way to fix the issue the cat picks up a pen in her mouth and writes down a name on a piece of paper reading "kuroka?"

Kyo - I actually like that name, good choice kuroka

Kuroka - meow *tilts head cutely*

Kyo - *scratches behind her ear*

Kuroka - *purrs sweetly* 

Eventually the gang just starts to party hardy with downy being a surprise stoner and breaking out the weed and rolling a blunt

Akashi - didn't your guy get arrested downy?

Downy - nooo that was his brother

Kyo - I don't care what happened in the words of aunt bam from madea's big happy family puff, puff, pass, repass

The party went on like that for hours until... they ran out of chips making kyo have to go out the closet convince store to pick some up
On his way back with several bags of chips ranging from regular to cheesy to spicy he gets stopped by a man in a trench coat

Trenchy - you there!! Stop where you are!

Kyo - oh shit! I swear I ain't done nothing man

Trenchy - wait what, you aren't getting arrested