the new king (dxd) DISCONTINUED

chapter 5

The room fell into silence, the announcement that sona was now engaged to kyo without his knowledge had shocked both the king and the devils in the room. In order to break the silence issei tried to look on the bright side.

Issei - well... kyo you are now married to one of the four great ladies of kuoh, guys would kill to be in your position

Kyo - indeed

Kyo then turns to sona, looks her dead in the eyes and begins to talk

Kyo - so not only have you deceived me by not telling me you were a devil, you had unknowingly betrothed me, and on top of that have come here to stake your claim on me infront of a rival devil trying to recruit me

Sona - yes I di...

Kyo had interrupted sona's answer with a passionate kiss only a king could bestow

Kyo - God, I love gutsy shit like that. This is why I respect you

Sona - so wait your not mad

Kyo - hell no!! If anything I'm impressed someone had the balls to do that

Sona - well if it's gonna go down like this *pulls kyo into another kiss*

Issei - lucky

Kyo pulls out of sona's kiss

Kyo - issei, you are literally in relation with someone who looks as though they had a career in stripping

Rias - I wasn't a stripper

Kyo then pulls out his phone and goes to an album labeled as trick daddy t's hoes and shows a video to the devils

Kyo - so this isn't you

Rias - n..no

Kyo - damn guess I gotta call t and tell him he had the wrong girl *dials number*

<in a meth lab somewhere>

Phone - ringing

??? - who the hell is calling, hello

Kyo - hey Trevor my man

Trevor - kyo, you son of a bitch, how ya been

Kyo - good, you remember that employee you told me about the one with red hair

Trevor - oh her, what about her

Kyo - she's denying about working for you

Trevor - am I speaker

Kyo - yup

<back at the o.r.c>

Kyo's phone - BITCH ARE YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR, ANSWER ME!!!

rias - n..no of course not t

Kyo's phone - BITCH, THE FUCK YOU CALL ME

rias - trick daddy t

Kyo's phone - THATS WHAT I THOUGHT, IF I HEAR YOU LYING ABOUT ME AGAIN I WILL COME AND SKULL FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

rias - yessir

Kyo - alright well t I gotta let you go

Kyo's phone - alright, come by some time will ya

Kyo - maybe during the break *hangs up*

Kyo - so class what did we learn

Orc - that rias was a stripper

Kyo - and who was her pimp

Orc - trick daddy t

Kyo - good, now if excuse I have club to get to

Kyo then leaves the orc to go to manga club leaving a stupefied group of devils

Rias - *sobbing*

Issei - damn... wonder if he'd give me that video

Sona - probably

Kiba - *gurgling noises*

Koneko - forgot you were down there

Kyo then arrives at the manga club door to see a note on it, it reads "kyo, today manga club will be held at the house due to the room going through spring cleaning sorry for the inconvenience, manga club girls"

Kyo - *sigh* of course

Kyo then proceeds to make his way to his house only to stop by a nearby gas station to get some takis while in the checkout line he sees a small blonde haired girl who doesn't have enough money to pay for a sandwich being chewed out by the cashier being the good Samaritan he decided to pay for both her sandwich and his chips once out the store he gives her the sandwich

Blonde - thank you, my names asia

Kyo - no problem, I'm kyo

Asia - are from around here kyo

Kyo - yeah I live up the block from here, you

Asia - no, I was supposed to be living at the church near here

Kyo - do you know the way

Asia - no, do you

Kyo - yeah, follow me

Asia - ok, thank you

The two made their detour to the church and after about 30 minutes of walking the two arrive at the church

Asia - thank you for leading me here, it's almost as though you are a gift from God sent to aid me

Kyo - well if the shoe fits anyways I have to go

Asia - okay thank you again

<timeskip brought to you by chibi Asia with sandvich>

Finally, kyo arrives at his house to see an  the girls in his living room, upset that he was late

Akashi - why are you late kyo

Kyo - well for some reason the president of the orc wanted to talk to me something about not having enough members, then I stopped to get some takis where I met a nun who was lost so I led them to the church

Downy - you had a long day huh

Kyo - indeed so chapters 6 - 10 of hellsing

Akashi - ah yes, does anyone have anything to share thoughts?

Chemi - well, honestly I liked how the rivalry between Anderson and Alucard had grown as well as seras's growth as a character

Downy - true but I was really upset when pip died

Kyo - as was I, he was such a good character in my opinion even though not much was given about him

Akashi - but out of his death we got seras's true vampire form

Chemi - true, it was also cool how they showed how powerless the humans were without Alucard which led to pips death

Akashi - alright, we got some good opinions here should we finish or should we move on

Kyo - I suggest finishing as some things are revealed about the major as well as Alucard pre series

Chemi - ok, you had my attention now you have my interest, I say continue

Downy - agreed

Akashi - welp on Friday we'll have our last meeting for hellsing, meeting adjourned

Kyo - so what do y'all want for dinner

Akashi - I'm good with katsudon

Chemi - ooh can I have onigiri

Downy - I'll take katsudon

Kyo then started cooking a dinner of katsudon and onigiri for the girls, a small Shepard pie for himself, and some tuna and milk for kuroka
Before going to sleep in his room with kuroka on his chest