Jesus Christ

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A drunk walks out of a bar and saw two priests. 'I am Jesus Christ,' he told the first priest.
'No, son, you're not.'
'I'm Jesus Christ,' he told the second priest.
'No, son, you're not.'
He exclaimed,'See, I can prove it.'
He led the priests back into the bar.
The bartender called in terror,'Jesus Christ, you're here again?!'

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