A woman gave birth to twins before slipping into a coma. When she awoke, she asked the nurses where her children were.
"Your brother is taking care of them," one nurse said.
"My brother?" The woman exclaimed. "Did he name them too?"
The nurses exchanged a look.
"Yes," another spoke.
The woman suddenly felt anxious. "What did he name them?"
"The girl, he named "Denise"."
"Denise? That's not bad," the woman said, relieved. "How about the boy?"
"Denephew."
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Personal Puns and Jokes
HumorJust puns and jokes. No offense intended. Classic and of the rare or original variety. Cat pictures inserted.
