A widow, knowing she was about to die, went to a jewellery shop to string her glass eye on a necklace and told her daughter to wear it all the time.
When her friend asked her why, she said, "So I can keep an eye on her."
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Personal Puns and Jokes
HumorJust puns and jokes. No offense intended. Classic and of the rare or original variety. Cat pictures inserted.
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A widow, knowing she was about to die, went to a jewellery shop to string her glass eye on a necklace and told her daughter to wear it all the time.
When her friend asked her why, she said, "So I can keep an eye on her."