Just a helluva boss fanfic

Loo Loo Land

(Flash back to the exterior Goetia manor at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where Stolas and Stella are asleep. Little Octavia's frightened voice can be heard)

Octavia: Mummy! Daddyyyy!

(Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket)

Stolas: Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella

Stella: You get up

(Stolas sighs and gets out of bed, and enters Octavia's room, where she is hiding beneath her blankets)

Stolas: Via? What troubles you, my owlet?

Octavia: Daddy! Daddy!

(Octavia climbs down from her bed and runs into her father's arms. Stolas hoists her up to comfort her)

Octavia: I had a dream! A really bad dream!

Stolas: A nightmare

(Stolas yawns and wipe away Octavia's tear)

Octavia: I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!

Stolas: There there, Via, it's okay. You're okay.

(Stolas summons his grimoire to him telekinetically as he walks Octavia back to bed)

Stolas: When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember...

(Stolas's Grimoire floats over to him. He telekinetically flips it open)

Stolas: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little star fire

(Stolas sings a song called "you will be ok" to Octavia. Then, his lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his daughter settles to sleep)

(Cut to several years later, where a 19 year old Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content)

Stella: I can't believe you slept with an imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!!

(Octavia, gives a long groan)

Stolas: It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Stella: A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBIAN?!

(Octavia sends a text to Kane with her phone)

Octavia: U up?

Kane: I am now. Screaming woke up up again?

Octavia: Yeah. Again. FML

Kane: Sorry Via. Anything I can do?

Octavia: Probably not. But thx 4 asking. Cya L8R

(Octavia puts in earbuds, playing her music to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas)

Stella: You want to fuck this one, TOO?!

(Stella grabs an imp servant and throws him at Stolas)

Stolas: No! Of course not!

Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!

(Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen)