Tangled strings [Spamton X Reader]

Well deserved rest

You hardly touched the alcohol if at all but Spamton on the other hand was most definitely drunk. He was just rambling nonsense about being a [[BIG SHOT]] and occasional dial-up noises

* I USED TO *HIC* BE A [[BIG SHOT]] Y'KNOW

Yeah... he needed to go home so you went over the bottle and took it from him

*HEY I WAS STILL [[Consuming]] THAT

You could see a slight bit of red throughout his entire face, you took that as him being upset but you knew better.

'Bud your drunk. You can have more [FILE CORRUPTED] later'

The interruption left a bad taste in your mouth. You had almost forgotten about it. But as you spoke the red washed from his face and he nodded. He started to get up but then immediately tripped. It seemed he was a bit too tipsy to walk on his own so you went over and let him hook his arm around you (of course due to him being taller than you he more so was using you as an armrest but it still worked).

Eventually, you got to the apartment and you walked him to the couch and let him sit down. He's shifted around for a bit before laying on his side and passing out. He's probably going to have a killer hangover tomorrow morning. You really weren't tired but you thought you should sleep anyways...

*BRRRING*

*BRRRRRIIIINNNGG*

*BRRIIIINNGG*