Impractical Dreams

Chapter 5 - The Show

It was 5 minutes till the show began. Sal gave me a Hug and a Kiss. I told the guys good luck and they made there way to the stage. As I was walking to take me seat the room was quite then someone called Kasey came on started performing as the opening act. The voice coming through the speakers said
"please welcome, Sal, Q , Joe and Murr." the guys walked on stage and the crowd went wild. I almost went death. "HELLO CHICAGOOOO " Joe Shouted. Woooohhh shouted the crowd. Sal gave cheeky wink to Me, as Joe was introducing the gang. "Wow, thank you all for coming tonight. " Sal said. The crowd was still going wild. "Tonight we will show you ; stuff you will never see on TV, behind the scenes, and how we came to form The Tenderloins." Said Q
"First off, you guys can do this yourself , it's awkward in public places already as it is, so when the doors open for an lift or any public place me and Joe do this. (they put their noses on each other and stand there) this just makes it uncomfortable for people around you but entertaining for you." Sal said. "it's more entertaining we you do it in a crowded place. "

*15 minutes later*

"This parts is something we like to stuff you'll never see on TV." Said Q. "First, we have to pitch the challenges to TruTv to see if the will let up do them." Said Joe. "I say about one third of what we send in get excepted." Said Murr laughing. "Our first one that got turned down was... Get In The Van." Said sal. The crowd started laughing. " So what we have a unmarked vehicle without licence plates." Said Joe. "So we drive up to a crowded street corner push down the breaks poke our head out the back door and Say Get in the van." Said Sal. " So what its opposite a school." Said Q. The crowd laughed. " Seems un-harmful right." Asked Joe. " Hey You, Get in the Van." Said Q in he's Goblin Voice. "I think I just realised why they won't let us Do-It." Said Joe.
Everyone was laughing. " Another challenge that sadly got shut down on is was Make It Drizzle." Said Q
" Basically, we want to go to a strip club but only tip in pennys ." Said Murr. Joe started dancing like he was in a strip club but kept he's clothes on. "Shake that booty mama." Joe said. Then he turned to face sal, Sal reached In he's back pocket to get some pennys. "Good luck a college girl." Them threw pennys over Joe. "Now let's show you behind the scenes never before see footage." Said Q. The first clip came on, it was a clip from season 3 when they was in the dog shelter. They was in the basement. "I dare you to eat some dog shit. " Sal said to Murr. "I'll give you 100 dollars if you do." Sal added. "Okay" Said Murr. Joe went to get some dog shit for Murr to eat. "I'll give you 250 dollars if you do." Said Larry and member of the impractical jokers cast. "Cool so I will get 350 Dollars for eating a piece of dog shit." Said Murr. Joe came back with a can of coke and a piece of dog shit in a piece of paper. "Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, 1, 2, 3 Go." We all shouted. Murr eat the dog shit. Joe, Sal was being sick and Q was shocked. "You earned it man" Said Sal giving Murr he's winning. The video ended. " That was so gross" said Sal. " your the one who dared me to do it so why are you complaining." Said Murr. "I didn't think you would actually do it." Said Sal