"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub.
Right fucking next to eachother.
Because they're so gay." -Me
"Not to much smut because,sometimes I wanna read a story.Not a horny." -Friend 1
"Roses are red
Thorns are prickly
May I just say
That escalated quickly" -Me
"Enemy's to lovers is only good if its gay, if i wanted to see a man and a woman scream at each other i would go to my parents" -Friend 1
"Yeast." -Me
"ah, yes the three sexuality's, gae, pan, and cheese" -Friend 1
"Godzilla had a stroke tryna read this chat and fucking DIED" -Friend 3
"Close thine mouth in the name of the christian minecraft server owner dear father of mine" -Friend 3
"Well, the first thing I want to talk about is air, like isn't cool, when you breath in air, then blow it back out and you live?!?! Like ain't that cool?" -Me
"Hey guys, like 2 seconds ago, I choked on my freezie juice- And, it hurts to talk rn-
HeLp-" -Me
"I just said "I don't know what 20 is in numbers." Help-" -Me
"Gay to the point I see (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Me
"I sexually identify as corn" -Me
"Im normal, I dont simp for anyone" -Friend 4
"YOU ON DRUGS SIS?" -Friend 1
"There's a new My Little Pony movie coming and out on Netflix and I'm excited LMAO" -Friend 3
"Is it possible for a mosquito to be a vegan?" -Friend 2
"Me —
isee
Friend 1 —
no.
Me —
yessss
Friend 1 —
* takes your sight *
Me —
aw fuck
Friend 1 —
now you cant"
"if cows decided to wage war on penguins, who would win?" -Friend 2
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THAT'S IT FOR NOWWWWWW
HOPE YOU ENJOYED!
