Thranduil: Greetings, stranger! I am King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm and I welcome you to my humble halls. Would you care for a drink? Wine, perhaps? I know a most wonderful varie-
Helena: THRANDUIL OROPHORION SHUT UP BEFORE YOU SCARE THEM OFF!
Thranduil: Eru, you fussy child! I was simply trying to welcome them in!
Helena: *cracks knuckles* I will dye your hair pink next time!
Thranduil: meep!
Helena: Right then! Now that's over with, welcome to this book, where you can ask any elf from Middle Earth whatever you want! You can dare them as well!
Elrond: *pokes head around door* Please, please be nice! I have enough on my hands with three unruly children who won't listen to what their Ada says!
Arwen: *running off* ARRAAAAGGOOORRRRNNNN!
Elrond: NO! ARWEN! RIGHT, THATS IT, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Helena: Well, I think that's enough excitement for one chapter! Remember to vote and comment whatever you want to ask/dare the elves! Sometimes there will be guest appearances as well! Bye!
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Ask the Elves!
FanfictionEver wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!
