Helena: *walking through Mirkwood*
Legolas: Mae govannen, Lady Helena. I was wondering when we'd see you.
Helena: Ah, Legolas. I have a extremely important topic to discuss with you and your Ada.
Legolas: This isn't to do with your Ask the Elves show, is it....?
Helena: Maybe:D
Legolas: *pales* Whatever it is, I want no part in it.
Helena: Remember, you did sign the contract.
Legolas: Ugh, okay. ADA WE HAVE GUESTS!!!!
Thranduil: *sashays fabulously out of a doorway* YOU CALLED? Oh no, it's you.
Legolas: Hey! She's nice! Mostly...
Helena: So, I know you two are going to hate this but tons of people have been asking for it. Leggi, @Melina_Greenleaf has dared you to kiss.... Tauriel!
Legolas: Oh phew, I thought you were going to say Gimli.
Helena: And Thranduil, @AidaHuman @Nazgurl340 and @Brigid_H_1300 dare you to kiss......THORIN OAKENSHIELD
Thranduil and Legolas: WHAT!
Helena: Well, I'm sorry it wasn't my fault. Everyone seems so eager to see you kiss each other.
Thranduil: B, but, but I...
Helena: *clicks fingers and Tauriel stumbles in*
Melina_Greenleaf: You have to kiss him, it's not that bad.
Tauriel: I-I'm sorry about this, mellon nîn.
Legolas: Oh...it's alright.
Tauriel: *leans towards him and kisses him softly*
Legolas: *blushes*
Thranduil: *turns away* Ewwwww😓
Helena: Well, Thrandy, it's your turn!
Brigid_H_1300: *pushes Thorin into the room* Here's your lovely partner!
Nazgurl340: It should be okay but...his beard might tickle a bit😝
Thranduil: *shudders*
Thorin: *shudders*
AidaHuman: Annnnnd....KISS!
Everyone: *chanting* Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Thorin: Oh for Mahal's sake! *pulls Thranduil down so they're the same height and kisses him hard on the lips*
Legolas: I think I'm going to throw up...
Helena: Can't say I ship Thorinduil.
Legolas: Thank Eru...
Thranduil: *pulls away and spits in a embroidered handkerchief*
Helena: Okay, that's more than enough kissing for one da-
Thorin: *in the background* YOU'RE A TERRIBLE KISSER YOU SPARKLY IDIOT.
Thranduil: I'M AN EXCELLENT KISSER!!!!! I JUST WASN'T TRYING!!!
Thorin: LIAR!! ALL ELVES ARE TERRIBLE KISSERS!
Thranduil: WHAT? DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME AGAIN AND SEE IF I DO ANY BETTER?
Thorin: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, FAIRY KING?
Legolas: *groans*
Nazgurl340: At least there were no fangirls here to see that, I think they'd throw a fit.
Legolas: I didn't mind about kissing Tauriel, I just think I have the image of my Ada making out with a dwarf burned into my brain forever.
AidaHuman: Oops, sorry:D
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Ask the Elves!
FanfictionEver wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!
