Galadriel: *staring in her mirror*
Helena: Hi.
Galadriel: *screams* *topples over into the water*
Helena: So much for all powerful, far sighted elf queen.
Galadriel: *starts turning green*
Helena: Oh crap.
Galadriel: BEGONE, SERVANT OF SAURON!!!!!!!!!!
Helena: HEY
Sauron: HEY
Helena: Wait...what are you doing here?
Sauron: *points at Galadriel* She was insulting me.
Helena: No, she was insulting me ACTUALLY. *prods him in the eye*
Sauron: OWWWWW!!!! MELKORRRR!!! SHE HURT MEEEEE!!!! *starts crying*
Helena: Melk is in the void. Remember?!
Sauron: *cries even more*
Helena: Crybaby.
Galadriel: *is green and flashing*
Elrond: *walks in* Hello, my lady.... *sees Galadriel glowing* Oh no, not again!!!!! I'm still scarred from last time!!!! *runs away*
Sauron: I hate you.
Helena: You love me really *blows him a kiss*
Sauron: Ughh.
_Alanah_: Hi?
Galadriel: STOP YOUR EVIL PLOTTING IN MY PRESENCE!
Sauron: Nope.
_Alanah_: Um...
Galadriel: BACK TO THE VOID WITH YOUR MASTER!
_Alanah_: Excuse me...
Helena: I'm not his servant.
Sauron: YES YOU ARE
Helena: NO IM NOT
_Alanah_: STOP IT
Everyone: *looks at her*
_Alanah_: I have a question for Galadriel.
Galadriel: *goes normal colour* Yes, my dear?
_Alanah_: How did you feel while raising Celebrian?
Galadriel: *eyes go sad* Well...it was lovely to be honest. I loved - still do love my daughter dearly. She was never very naughty, but a kind and sweet child; always wandering in the forest and bringing me flowers and making up dances to show me. As she grew a bit older she still danced, she always did. My poor little elleth....
_Alanah_: :(
Galadriel: But in some ways, it's alright, because I see a little bit of her every week.
Arwen: Grandma! *runs in and hugs Galadriel*
Elladan and Elrohir: *sprint past after a loose horse* COME BACKKKKK!!!!
Galadriel: Now...aren't we forgetting something more important than the questions? *glares at Sauron*
Sauron: Haha...oops? *turns into a vampire and flies off*
Galadriel: *starts flowing again*
Elrond: I'm back! *sees his mother in law* Oh, come on!
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