Bitter Love - Bobot x Bobal

(Shitpost)Tall Bobal?

----This is gonna be top tier shitpost people.----

Nobody's POV:

Legit one night Bobal went from 5'5 to 10' in a matter of a day and Bobot from like 6' to 5'.

Bobal woke up from his N A P and looked around.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK- OW- WHAT THE HELL"

Bobal proceeded to KINDA cry because he banged his head on the ceiling. (Ohno my poor child)

Doing that, Bobot woke up.

"The fuck, babe why the hell r u so tall."

"I DONT FucJKIngKnow"

Bobal speed runs outsideeeee.

Bobot follows his 10' boyfriend with concern.

"SWEETIE WaIt uP"

Bobot got a good look at Bobal.

"Can you sit on-"

Bobot did not finish that sentence

"Can I sit on what-?"

"Nothin'"

"UHuh."

Bobal crouches down.

"Pick me up you giant bItach."

"Call me that again and I'll throw yo ass"

"Fineeeee I'm sorry sweetieee"

Bobal picks Bobot up and proceeds to run around town, ending up stepping on some cars but who the fuck cares.

The damn police then got involved bc they got note of a tall human being stepping on cars.

"TALL PERSON STOP WALKING NOW. YOU ARE FACED WITH THE POLICE"

"STFU I'M NOT EVEN THAT TALL"

Bobal then speed ran to the sakura blossom tree?

"HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A SAKURA BLOSSOM TREE WTF?!" (Ohno he's breaking the 4th wall)

Bobal placed Bobot down.

Bobal then sat by the sakura blossom tree, he tried his best not to squish Bobot with dat (T H I C C) A S S.

"Bobot? Are u okay down there my emo king?"

"Yes sweetie." Bobot said with a cough. "There's just dust in my throat."

"I'm not sitting on u right?"

"No, but I'd like you too."

"W H A T !N O."

"Oh okay."

Bobal and Bobot stared at the nice scenery for 2 hours.

"This is so nice, right Bobot?"

"Yeh."

-END OF THE SHITPOST-