Okay, okay... I know I said I wouldn't post in 2 weeks but I couldn't resist, does anyone like to make rude comments about you??? Or perhaps they just say things without thinking??? Do need some comebacks??
If so, don't worry... I gotchu
1. motherfucker.
-if anyone calls you a mother fucker just say
•"I have fucked no mothers"
Or
•"I guess you can call me a 'motherfucker' since I did fuck your mother... laziness and unintelligence is just a part of who you are"
2. you're so weird
Ugh this is a very common insult I get. But I have my ways of getting them back("please hon, I don't need to be reminded that I'm weird, so why don't you go fuck yourself?") You can count that as a comeback
•"Please, I'd rather be odd than be with you normal dry-asses"
•"It took you that long to notice?"
Or
•"Y'know, you talk alot of shit for a dude in cum-shot distance"
3. I fucked your mom
Okay the comback I'm about to give you is supposed to be for a dude
It is also one of my personal favourites
•"I bet she was unsatisfied with that 1- inch dick of yours"
That's all for now ig
And remember, don't do drugs
😃
