hello
as you can tell from the title of this chapter, ill be talking about if you were in my IRL friend group... so let's get started, shall we?
1. hugs
if you are in my IRL friend group you better be a hugger cause your gonna get plenty as long as your around
it is technically a must at this point,
2. weird conversations
here's an example ( a conversation I and @yourdailydoseofheck had)
@yourdailydoseofheck:" so yeah, chicken nuggets are my bae"
me: "imagine finding chicken nuggets cheating on you with a side of fries you'll be like ' OMG your cheating on me!?'"
@yourdailydoseofheck:"oh, and chicken nuggets will be like 'it is over' and ill be like 'well jokes on you I fucked your brother!'"
us: *chuckling*
@yourdailydoseofheck: "chicken nuggets gon be like, ' i meant the movie was over....'"
me: " HAH! what a plot twist"
us: *laughing*
the random dude who was listening into our conversation: *thinking: wtf....*
we are just weird people in general
3. you will be picked on
....
ah, yes something we do 24/7
get your self-esteem ready cuz some of our insults are just...
idk how to explain
4) food
your food is our food
you don't get a choice.
