I just had a thought, because ADHD is a curse sometimes.........
ANYWAY!
Why are words ironic? Listen
The phobic of words spelt the same forward and backwards is called Aibohphobia, aka aibohphobiA
The phobia of long words is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, it's one of the longest words in the dictionary
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, OF COURSE IT'S NOT
Dyslexia. The one that effects reading, writing and spelling BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS duh·slek·see·uh
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SHOULD SPELL IT LIKE DISLEXEA BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE DYSLEXIA
I wrote willn't on an English test, I don't remember why I thought that was the shortened form of will not
English is drunk.
ALSO!
Extraordinary - very unusual or remarkable
I don't like this word
It's extraordinary, it should mean more ordinary than ordinary
I hate the word Worcestershire as well
HAVE AT THIS INTERNET
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YOU ARE READING
Writing while drunk
RandomWelcome to the dark depths of my mind, where chaos is around every bend and physics is non-existent. This is a collection of short stories on crack and high on mayhem. What have I done?
