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Vogon Seasonal Jingle
Dashing through the sky
In a Vogon 'structor Fleet
Round the stars we fly
Frowns at all we meet
Sirens loud and shrill
Giving all who hear a fright
Oh what sport to shoot and kill
Our bureaucratic right!
By elveloy
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Santa is in a dread
He broke the law and fled
Running away from the children was easy
He didn't expect Rudolph to be so cheeky.
Dressed as Santa himself
The Elves and Rudolph went whooshing in a sled
Playing with the snow flakes
They fell down into lake,
Santa grumbled and huffed and puffed
"Imma whip your butts
For daring to steal my stuff"
Now, just get the fuck off!"
Nothing would have happened you see
If Santa didn't live in a fantasy
He just wanted the kids in a frenzy
At the resurrection of Cyber Candy!
By Nablai
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YOU ARE READING
Tevun-Krus #96 - A Very Merry CyberPunk Christmas
Science FictionIt's this time of the year again - the Ooorah crew wishes you a Very Merry Cyberpunk Christmas
