~crk x reader~

{ABC HCS}

hi dudes, dudets, and duds, I thought you guys might need to know this, and this only applies to ME, author-chan. All of my stories, will be gender neutral, so no need to request a certain gender.

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Okay, heres how this works. It will have a headcannon for each letter of the alphabet.  Nothing is lemon. So you know, if your uncomfortable with ANYTHING that has mentions of s6s, then please just skip A or this story.  Also, if this isn't finished, I'll update it later.

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anyways, welcome to the shallow portion of the pool. aka, the ABCS.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Affection.

Espresso sometimes could be very affectionate, but from time to time, he would be distant. He would love to cuddle with you, and kiss you on the cheek.  

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB - Blankets.

If your asleep before espresso, he would probably cover you with blankets. Maybe 3, 4, 5, or 6. And give you a pillow <3

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC - Coffee

If you liked coffee, or heck, even tolerated it, he would likely make you try all his coffees. Therefore, your going to l̶i̶k̶e̶   𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦 coffee before your 1st anniversary. By force, or on your own.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE- drumroll please..

not a clue. Get over it. Your not getting a D. or E.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF - Fluffy things

Okay, in my world, I would think espresso LOVES fluffy stuff. Fluffy pillows, fluffy blankets, fluffy rugs. So lets you say you have make up brushes. And your getting ready one day. POOF. they're gone. Yeah, espresso has em.

NO G. I DON'T LIKE THE LETTER G.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Hair.

Espresso would love to play with your hair, no matter the length. Pixie cut/ short hair? Those tiny ponytails you would do to your dad. Or was that just me? Medium and long hair, he would probably braid, and honestly, tangle it.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Indoors

Okay, lets say you outdoor date plans. Like, a picnic with him. So, boom, it starts to rain. He would watch a movie with you, or have a carpet picnic. And, if you have a sunroom/patio, or porch,  you would have the picnic there.

No J.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK - Kids

Man I hate kids, but you know I'll still do it. So, lets say you and him had kids. The kids wouldn't see him every day, but he would atleast try to make time for them.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- losers

nothing to see here

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - Meeting your parents

When he was meeting your parents, he probably would've been the most respectful person you've ever seen. Espresso would appeal to your parents :)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN- Nothing to see here

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- obese s/o

If you were obese, and you were ashamed of it, he would say "theres more of you to love"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP- Pregnant

Espresso would be an amazing husband when you were pregnant, if able to get pregnant. He would buy you your cravings, etc.

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ- Queen

He treats u like that lol

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- reckless (platonic hc)

This is platonic, but if you were a reckless child, he would probably find a way to keep you in place/occupied, like with a puzzle.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS- Sleep

When sleeping, he would cuddle you, on the occasion HE did sleep.

 TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT- Talkative s/o

If you were talkative, and kept on talking to him while he was working, he would give you coffee to try to shut you up.

too much work to finish this so this is finished <3