i know it's for the better

minho just hit on me! for thomas!

[ new chat! ]
9:34am

harriet: I MADE TWO (2) NEW FRIENDS

newt: Name, address and postal code?
newt: I need to offer my condolences, as well as some flowers and chocolates to soften the blow of the upcoming insanity and decreasing amount of brain cells it takes to be friends with you.

brenda: jesus, what crawled up your ass this morning?

newt: Minho did.

brenda: oh
brenda: OH-

minho: IT WASNT LIKE THAT
minho: newt just seemed sad so i thought we should cuddle during the night to make him feel less sad

sonya: what made you think he was sad?

minho: he had an expression that was like -_-

sonya: oh no, that's just his face, you'll get used to it
sonya: newt doesn't have a concept of human emotions

minho: well either way, he did not like my cuddling.

newt: Maybe, because you shoved yourself into my bed at two o'clock in the morning and pet my hair until I woke up in a panic, thinking someone broke it and was trying to peacefully murder me.

teresa: how does one 'peacefully murder'?

newt: Harriet does it all the time.

harriet: YOU LOVE IT WHEN I CUDDLE YOU

newt: When I'm conscious.

minho: FINE
minho: no more middle of the night cuddles for you then

harriet: can we get back to me now?

thomas: what friends did you make harriet?

harriet: my new galpal gally, and this kid in my class frypan!!

harriet added frypan & gally to the chat!

newt: Welcome to your own personal hell.

gally: ah shit
gally: if it's my own personal hell does that mean troy bolton is here?

teresa: yeah he is, except he's 6'0 and cares way too much about his hair

minho: i am not troy bolton in re-carnation.

teresa: whatever you tell yourself to get to sleep at night.

alby: can y'all not?? i'm in class!

harriet: ...
harriet: no i think i will, thank you, alby.

[ minho & newt ]
10:02am

minho: hey newtie patootie

newt: just block me please

minho: can i borrow your shower gel??? i think i forgot mine

newt: Sure.

minho changed newt's name to newtie patootie

minho: did it hurt when you fell?