i know it's for the better

milfs & step dilfs

[ wlw & mlm solidarity ]
( harriet & newt )
1:03am

marlene mckinnons whore: sometimes i get sad i don't have wings

sirius blacks slut: please i beg of you just go to sleep.

marlene mckinnons whore: i can't i'm so excited for university !!

sirius blacks slut: I'm not it's just gonna be high school all over again.

marlene mckinnons whore: university is gonna be different.

sirius blacks slut: No it's not, you're an adult now, you'll get charged for beating the shit out of people for calling me names.

marlene mckinnons whore: THAT DOESNT MEAN I WONT THROW DOWN FOR YOU NEWTIE, YOURE MY BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE.

sirius blacks slut: Goodnight, Harriet.

marlene mckinnons whore: awww good night my little newtie patootie, dont let the bed bugs bite😉

sirius blacks slut: The block button is looking too good right now.

[ Ryan and Sharpay Evans ]
( sonya & newt )
8:34am

sexy sibling: is your bitch ass awake?

smarter sibling: Unfortunately yes.

sexy sibling: good, alby's driving us.

smarter sibling: Harriet's coming with us.

sexy sibling: really?

smarter sibling: Yeah, she got excited for university, drank 4 red bulls, ate an entire bag of gummy bears and crawled through my window at 1 am, then she went through a sugar crash and fell asleep at the bottom of my bed on top of my feet.
smarter sibling: She's kind of like an over excited golden retriever.

sexy sibling: okay, cool, cool.

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smarter sibling: Care to share why you bolted into the back seat next to Harriet when I went to sit down?

sexy sibling: no i don't, thanks for asking though.

[ Two Pretty Best Friends ]
( minho & thomas )
2:13pm

meanhoe: just met my roommate
meanhoe: he reminds me of my really cool stoner grampa

greenie: i love your stoner grampa

meanhoe: he was unpacking his stuff and pulled out like a big bag of pot and i cleared my throat to show my presence and he shoved it into his shirt and put i his hands up like he got caught by the cops or something

greenie: your roommate sounds like an interesting man.

meanhoe: i had a brief conversation with him and he said he had to go and vist his sister and his best friend and sprinted out of that room so fast.

greenie: he shy?

meanhoe: nervy too.
meanhoe: wanna get coffee with t-money?