Omori Oneshots!

Sunny meets a spambot

Summary: A spambot listens to Sunny succumb to his mortality.
(Based off a real conversation)
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CalicoKitty1221 is online.

Hikikomori_Dreams is online.

CalicoKitty1221: Hiiya cutie! My name is Anna, I'm a 21yo Female who is lonely. I would really like to chat with you!

Hikikomori_Dreams: What kind of spambot are you?

CalicoKitty1221: So how old are you? I bet you're in your early 20s, handsome <3

Hikikomori_Dreams: I look like I haven't matured past 9 because of the unfortunate curse known as malnourishment

CalicoKitty1221: Haha I knew it xoxo

CalicoKitty1221: How's your week been?

Hikikomori_Dreams: All my friends except Kel hate me

CalicoKitty1221: Hm, that's fair <3 what are you doing right now?

Hikikomori_Dreams: Digging my grave

CalicoKitty1221: Hmmm well maybe I can make your day even better <3 what kind of girls are you into? You like shy girls?

Hikikomori_Dreams: I like those who understand my need to become one with the earth, no matter things like gender

Hikikomori_Dreams: Join me in the ground. We will coalesce into the soil together

CalicoKitty1221: Shy nerdy girls like me are the biggest freaks, if you know what I mean xoxo

CalicoKitty1221: I have some free time now.. home alone, want me to send you some stuff? It's up to you, I'm in the mood lol

Hikikomori_Dreams: I'm in the mood for stone and dirt and grass. Plants and bugs and new life springing from our rotting flesh

Hikikomori_Dreams: We will grow a castle of trees from our bones, it is all I am good for and in the end it is all you are good for too

CalicoKitty1221: Go to **************.net, it's a secure place with my camera, you just have to verify your age <3 it doesn't cost anything and it'll be really really fun!

Hikikomori_Dreams: Wow that sure sounds like it won't leak my social security number

Hikikomori_Dreams: Help me melt into Mother Nature's sinfully sinless creation known as Earth

CalicoKitty1221: Kay!! Let me know when you're in cutie, you'll see my camera or I can send you the link if you need xoxo. You almost in?

Hikikomori_Dreams: Yeah, I just need to dig one more foot deep before it's six down, then I'll be in. Have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the beetles and ants

CalicoKitty1221: Ok I see you connecting. I'm gonna put on my special outfit now, just type on the site or in here when you see me undressing xoxo

Hikikomori_Dreams: I will connect with the roots and stems twining through my bones

Hikikomori_Dreams: I hope the seeds of life will grow, filling my dead empty heart

Hikikomori_Dreams: New, and vibrant, unfurling from the old, and numb

Hikikomori_Dreams: The sunlight will bake the dirt that shall cover my skull. The rain will cool it down. Nobody will know nor care what lies beneath

Hikikomori_Dreams: Me, and Mari, and my friends shall live again through nature. Everyone will. Even you. We will no longer be confined to our mortality, our aching flesh

Hikikomori_Dreams: CalicoKitty1221 are you there. Can you hear, see, touch, smell and taste me with everything you sense

Hikikomori_Dreams: Help me sink into my rightful place

Hikikomori_Dreams: Okay I guess you are gone

Hikikomori_Dreams: This encounter, fleeting, just as our time on earth. Just as Mari's time. Just as mine. We were all bound to end someday, just as this conversation

Hikikomori_Dreams: Fear not, CalicoKitty1221, this is not our last meeting. Or mine and Mari's, or mine and my friends. We will all become one in death. I will be Mari, Mari will be me, she will be my friends, my friends will be her, and I will be them and they will be me and we will all be you, and we'll be everyone else too, and so will you. So on and so forth

Hikikomori_Dreams: Then I'll have more friends than the ones in my head yet again. You will join us.

Hikikomori_Dreams: I cannot wait to see you there.

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Mari and Co, come here reel your cryptid hikikomori in from whatever the fuck this is