Kayla is born in an empty void with nothing around her. With just the lift of a single finger, stars surround her. One very bright star in particular caught her eye.
She named this star Bingus
Bingus soon exploded :OOO 😭😭😞😫😩😂🥵🥺😳🤨🥶🥶😱😱😱😱😱
With the stardust, a bald cat accumulated. This was the Rebirth of Bingus.
Bingus took a shit.
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The shit turned into earth in the span of 4.20 seconds. A pair of intertwined stars named Bella and Yuri become the first two LGBTQIA+ bitches in the galaxy. Bella gave birth to all of the planets. The council had a meeting and decided that our souls shall reside in the human reincarnation of our godly forms.
