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🍊🥵🥶🕸️hot teacher licorice x late reader ( crackfic)🕸️🥵🥶🍊( kinda lemon )

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I walk down the stairs headed to my second class of the day which is led by the one and only licorice cookie the h-h-h-h--h-h-h-h--h-h-h-h--hh-hottest teacher in the whole cookie kingdom

I'm just about to reach his class but I see something that catches my eye an ice cream stand in the middle of school " ooo"I think to myself I mean it is ice cream and i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i--I'm a fatass................. I walk up to the person selling and it's the girl boss holly berry

" oh I knew it, only a fatass like you would come to the ice cream stand before class what would you like "

" 14 scoops of strawberry ice cream please, "I say

" GEEZ FAT ASS CAN YOU GET ANYMORE, " she says sarcastically

" f-f-f-f-fine I'll have 20, "I say poking my fingers together and looking away

"........" holly berry the girl boss just looks at me she starts to make my ice cream 60 hours later she's done and hands me my ice cream

" thank you, mommy, "I say bowing

" no problem kitten, " she says ruffling my hair

I inhale my ice cream then continue to walk to class when I make it there I fling the door open then I see licorice cookie with no shirt on ( :O ) my face turns volcano red as my brain blows up

" you're 3 months late (Y/N) " he says licking my neck hairs 

" WHAT ARE YOU GoNNA DO ARE YOU GOING TO ARREST ME ARE YOU GOING TO giVE ME A TICKET !" I scream at the hot male

" :O NAUGHTY KITTEN, " he says while smacking my ass I let out a loud moan

" daddy mad >:(," he says pulling up my skirt 

" Bend over kitten," he says taking off his gloves I bend over his desk as he moves my underwear to the side he sticks his ring and middle finger in my ass and curls them upwards causing me to moan 

" OH I CAN SEE THE GATES OF HEAVEN " i scream out while moaning 

" OH MY LORDY LORD " our heads shot to the sides we have been caught by none other than dark enchantress cookie 

" DARK ENCHANTRESS COOKIE NOOOOOOOOO " I hear licorice scream he removes the finger out of my ass and starts to chase dark enchantress

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I shoot up from bed " WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT "I scream out loud I turn to see licorice cookie shoot up from the bed 

" WHAT HAPPENED, " he says confused I push licorice off the bed

" SOCIAL DISTANCE, "I say while heading back to sleep on MY bed

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