(I'm sorry these last chapter are hard to read I made them the middle of the night)
(Edited chapter)
Y/n pov:
Me and my NEW boyfriend, Neil Cicierega, was walking to his truck. wait... it's two trucks; yeah, two trucks that he connected to each other with tape or something...?
we got into the truck. Neil put music on, my favorite song, Soft Fuzzy Man.
Me and Neil looked at each others eye, Soft Fuzzy Man softly playing in the background, our faces was so close I can feel his hot breath, then, a gunshot was heard, I panicked.
The window was broken, a man was standing there
...
..
.IT WAS DANNY? I was so scared, Neil and me got out of the car, standing in front of Danny.
"YOU." Neil said
"YES ME, DANNY GONZALEZ, YOUR WORST ENEMY!!!" Danny said angrily
"Are you here to kill me and steal me hot girlfriend, y/n?" Neil asked
"Yes" Danny said and shot Neil in the head
"NOOOOOO NEIL!!!" I screamed aestheticlly
Neil was bleeding!!
that's not blood..
it's honey.
whatever.
I didn't care,
Now I can steal Bill Watterson.
because unlike Neil, I don't got a restraining order from him haha."Why did kill him???" I screamed at Danny, tears rolling down my face.
"he gave me money, the cats meow and free trains" i mumbled"Because i-i-i-i-i-i I LIKE YOU OK???" Danny said embarrassed, he just killed a man lol
'Ew' I thought.
"Uh alright so your my boyfriend now." I said and cringed at my words, why did I say that?
He nodded "alright" Danny said
Then we kissed, he tasted like blood and Takis but I didn't care,
I love Danny.
End of chapter uwu 😨😨😨😨
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