Wrong Number, Sorry (OCs x Avengers)

💨 Burnt Bacon and Airhorns 🥓

Clint woke to the smell of burning bacon. He sleepily wondered if burnt bacon would taste as good as normal bacon as he walked into the kitchen. Kennedy and Cat were arguing about the burnt bacon, while Suzie was reading a newspaper at the table.

"It tastes fine!" Cat said, referring to the bacon. "See?" She said, popping the dark red bacon into her mouth. After she ate it, she sighed. "You have a point." She said defeatedly.

Kennedy smirked, triumphant, as she took the pan that was making the  bacon.

Suzie finally looked up at Clint. "Come on in, we don't bite. At least, Me and Kennedy don't bite. Cat does."

To prove Suzie's point, Cat mimiked biting. Kennedy slapped her. "Go get the rest of our guests, dumbass."

Cat pouted. "Fine." She walked out of the room, discreetly slipping something in her pocket. The sizzling of bacon resumed.

A moment or two later, an air horn blared, making everyone jump

I really pity the neighbors. Clint thought as the team barreled out of the room, Cat, with an evil smirk on her face, in tow. Kennedy sighed as Tony hid behind her.

"She's crazy!" He barked. "I thought you knew." Cat grinned. Kennedy and Suzie set out the plates filled with eggs, pancakes, omelets and other tasty breakfast foods, as the Avengers and Cat fought about her sanity.

"I am plenty sane." She said innocently as she slid into her chair.

"You woke us up with an air horn, while singing jingle bells. In the middle of June." Bucky pointed out.

"Is there any other way to wake up?" Suzie asked, who had been done with Catlyn's BS a while ago.

Loki snorted quietly, making everyone except Cat jump, because she was the only one who realized his presence.

The rest of the people slid into their chairs.

"How long has he been up?" Tony demanded, pointing to Loki.

"'Bout an hour before Clint, he made the Omelets, he's a great chef!" Kennedy gushed, munching on an omelet.

Tony stared at the plate of omelets as if his glare could make things less poisonous. "I'll take two." He muttered grouchily.

Loki grinned triumphantly as the team started eating the delicious omelets, among other things, but only after seeing Cat stuff herself with about five of them.

Tony inspected his omelet thoroughly, presumably scanning for poison.

Catlyn suddenly fell out of her chair stiffly, omelet still in hand, as if she'd been poisoned! She barely suppressed an evil grin as she pretended to die.

Tony immediately spat out the tentative bite he had taken of the stuff, and everyone else also dropped their food except Kennedy, Suzie, and Loki. Kennedy and Suzie knew Cat, and how immature she was, And Loki knew that the omelets contained no poison.

Bucky, Clint and Tony lunged at Loki, who nimbly dodged the first attack.

Bruce and Nat slid next to Cat to try and help her.

Suzie and Kennedy just ate their food.

In the midst of all the angry yells and frustrated screeches, you could hear "Pass the orange juice."

After a minute or two, Nat yelled over the chaos, "She's fine! Just immature." Natasha muttered the last part, but everyone heard it.

Everyone scrambled back to their seats.

Kennedy grudgingly mopped the blood off the tile floor as Cat tossed Loki a pack of Band-Aids.

In truth, the three men who had jumped at Loki had done more damage to themselves then they had done to Loki.

"What about us?" Clint asked.

Cat nodded. "Sorry." She said, tossing some band-aids to Bruce and Natasha, who had gotten no damage. "Hey!" Bucky protested.

She shrugged. "You were the ones who attacked him." Cat patted Loki on the head.