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So yeah I'm doing this cuz I'm sick and have no motivation so yeah here we go

John is not the smartest at times he is also very scare of the dark and he can watch scary movies since they would most likely cause him a stroke

John cant spell for shit even tho he had an A in English and literature text with his is like trying to read in a whole ass different language for example mf would send so shit like this

John: hey c an u get me this thiing on my rom on like the letfside of my be d plz

Which isn't to hard to read but yeah that what you would get

If john and arlo were to argue about something arlo would most likely bring up John's height even tho he only a foot shorter than him the conversation would go like this

Yeah before that I'm just going to say there is swearing in this yall should know this by now also I like the idea that they all live together like you know John arlo and seraphina isen blyke remi and elaine and Cecil because why not

John: arlo you motherfucker did you eat my food

Arlo: I didn't even know that you had leftovers in the fridge why are you yell me for it

John : listen here you son of a bitch I'm hungry and the food I left here is gone I haven't even touched it yet and and the others haven't been here in a while you basterd

Arlo: listen here you short gremlin fuck I didn't touch your shit plus knowing you it was probably hiding in the fridge

John: arlo I'm fucking hungry and one of you motherfuckers took my food and I'm not short I'm lowkey a foot shorter than you ok

Arlo: bitch a foot...seraphina is taller than you

John: no the fuck she is not I dont know what you are on but she isn't taller than me you string bean looking mother fucker I swear I cant with you right about know I'm go order more food and this time dont eat it

Yeah that would be it john swear like a sailor and arlo just matches his energy that the whole thing for know I know this short but yeah that all I got and I'll make more of these in a while so yeah

BYE L💚VE YOU GUYS

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