Danger days: An AJR killjoys AU

Traffic report.

Party Poison, Adam: Nova

Jack and Ryan, Dr. Death: Vannah

Tw : car crash

"ugh,, god i miss being able to go to bars. Well.. actually i guess its better now cause free drinks." Party shrugged, driving down the road with jack and ryan in the seats, tapping gently against the steering wheel as he drove.

Ryan nodded, "It is better but bars had a certain vibe to them that nothing can beat." He had a small smile.

"Yeah, mingling with your friends while the music plays and meeting new people. It was nice." Jack said with a small smile. He leaned back and closed his eyes for a bit while Ryan and Party talked. When he opened them again, he saw something in the road. It was an Exterminator, Party didn't see it, "Watch out!" He yelled.

Party looked forward, eyes widening. "Shit!!" He swerved as lasers flew through the windshield, the cars wheels screeching as they flew off the road and crashed towards the desert. Thank god the air bags still worked, but party still blacked out in the process.

Ryan felt the air bag open as the car crashed toward the desert. He felt his head hit the back of his seat hard. He could feel glass shards cut his skin, he then passed out.

Jack was so glad he actually wore a seatbelt for once. He could feel the car flip as his head hit the side of the window, his last thought before he passed out was 'Please let Ryan be okay'.

Party was out for a while, the exterminator glancing over to see their bodies before moving on. He woke up with a soft breath, feeling the dried blood in his eye, groaning softly. He looked around, eye widening at their situation. "Shit..." He hissed, unbuckling himself and falling down with a grunt, kicking the door open.

He scrambled out, running over to get the brothers out. "Jack? Ryan?? Baby,, wake up!!" He shouted, tugging at their arms gently. He frowned, yanking their doors open and carefully dragging them out of the wreckage. Shit.. adams gonna kill him.. he's dead,, he's dead..

Jack groaned as he started to wake, he felt himself be dragged from the wreckage. He slowly opened his eyes as he felt blood drip down his head and arms. "R..Ryan..?" His voice was hoarse.

Ryan made no movement or sign of waking up. His body was fully limp. He had a few glass shard stuck in his arms, his cheeks and forehead had cuts.

The car thankfully had no signs of blowing up, party forcing the trunk open with a few kicks, a med kit tumbling out. He huffed, taking it to jack and picking out any glass he could find, bandaging him up before rushing to Ryan.

"Ry? Ryan??" He called, picking up his limp body and cradling him in his arms. He felt so woozy, but he needed to keep moving and keep awake. "Baby? Please.. please wake up.." tears started forming in his eyes. "I can't.. I can't do this without you.."

Jack slowly got up to make his way toward Ryan and Party. He felt dizzy but that didn't stop him. He sat on the other side of Party and frowned at his brothers shallow breaths.

Ryan seemed like he wasn't gonna wake until his eyelids started to move. He slowly woke, taking shallow breaths, "P..Party..?" His voice was small and barley there. God, everything hurt.

"h.. hey there.. bugs.." party spoke softly, brushing some of ryans locks back. They couldn't move right now. They had to wait.. but they couldn't stay either. "..you got pretty messed up.. huh..?" Tears started to spill down his cheeks, voice cracking softly.

"..fuck.. this is all my fault.." he barely whispered, red locks falling into his face as he tilted his head down against ryans chest.

Ryan shook his head weakly, "..I.. It's not your f..fault.." He reached a shaky hand up and ran it through Partys hair gently. It hurt his arm but he didn't care.

"..stop moving.. both of you idiots.. you're hurt.. i.. i need to.." party tensed a little, "i need to think.." tears kept flowing, dripping on to ryan as he tried to force himself to stop crying. He needed to find a safe place.

"Jack.. are your legs okay..?" He asked softly, "i can carry Ryan.. we need to go before other exterminators show up.."

Jack moved his legs a bit then nodded, "Y..Yes they are.." His voice was soft.

Ryan could feel his eyelids start to close but he forced them open.

"Bad news from the zones, tumbleweeds.." Dr.Death Defyings voice crackled through the radio. "It looks like Party Poison, Jack Rabbit, and Bug Eyes had a clap with an Exterminator that went all Costa Rica and uh..got themselves ghosted.."

Adam picked his head up when the announcement was made.. eyes widening as he felt his body start to shake. "No.. no no no.." he scooted back, hands going over his face as his breath shuddered, curling into himself on the stool.

"...dusted out on Route Guano
So it's time to hit the red line and up-thrust the volume out there
Keep your boots tight, keep your gun close
And die with your mask on if you've got to
Here is the traffic.."