Saskia: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Raphael: Okay, but what is updog?
Ellie: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Lottie: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Ellie: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Anastacia: Surely that's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Saskia: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Lottie: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Ellie: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Raphael: What's a henway??
Saskia: Oh, about five pounds.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #2
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the second time though absolutely nobody asked for it) because I'm still just that original, and because I still don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
