Lottie: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Raphael, Saskia, and Ellie: No!
Jamie: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Raphael: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Jamie: What does that mean?
Lottie: Come on, what happened? Ellie?
Ellie: Alright.
Raphael: No. Ellie, we swore we'd never tell!
Saskia: They'll never understand.
Ellie: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Ellie: Raphael got stung by a jellyfish!
Raphael: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Saskia: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Raphael: I was in too much pain.
Ellie: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Saskia: And then Ellie remembered something.
Ellie: I'd seen this thing on Discovery Channel.
Lottie: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Jamie and Lottie: EW!!
Raphael: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Ellie*
Lottie, Jamie, and Anastacia: Ew!
Ellie: That's right. I stepped up. He's my friend and he needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Ellie: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Saskia.
Saskia: Ellie kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Ellie: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #2
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the second time though absolutely nobody asked for it) because I'm still just that original, and because I still don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
