Makarov posted: So excited for the party tonight! Hehehe can't wait for the bikini contest *^*
___________________________________________
|11 Comments 64 Likes|
|comments|
___________________________________________
Laxus: You're a dirty old man. You know that right?
Makarov: No I'm not you brat. I just appreciate the natural beauty of women:)
Guildarts: I whole heartedly agree master ;) its not dirty, just appreciation.
Laxus: I'm telling Porlyusica and Cana haha you two old farts are gonna get it>:)
Makarov: You evil little child! You know she's gonna kill me!!!
Guildarts: Whoa now, let's not be too hasty now Laxus. Tell you what, I'll convince Cana to be your girlfriend if you keep this between us ;)
Laxus: Omg I can't believe you just said that. I just sent her a screen shot of it. You are so dead>:)
Cana: Pimp me out on Facebook will you!!! Just wait till I get my hands around your perverted old neck. Where are you!?!?
Guildarts: Oh my sweet daughter, you will never find me. I could already be on my way to another town:)
Laxus: He's hiding at the guild hall in the men's bathroom on the second floor.
Guildarts: You're a dick you know that sparky -_-
___________________________________________
*Porlyusica has joined Facebook*
___________________________________________
Porlyusica to Makarov: So your grandson tells me that you're planning a bikini contest for the young ladies in the guild. Is this true? Be careful how you phrase your answer. One wrong word could mean life and death for you.
___________________________________________
|7 Comments 34 Likes|
|comments|
___________________________________________
Makarov: Damn that brat always ruining my fun.
Porlyusica: Answer the question you old fool.
Makarov: Well yes but you see its just a fun little contest. its not for perverted reasons. just for fun hahaha
Porlyusica: Will Wendy be participating?
Makarov: Well of course:)
Makarov: Oh crap...
Porlyusica: Prepare your last will, you old fool. I'll be there to kill you in a few minutes.
___________________________________________
*Makarov Dreyar has logged off*
___________________________________________
Mirajane posted: To all the men of the guild, all the ladies of Fairy Tail will be participating in a Bikini contest tonight. Who do you think will win?
___________________________________________
|14 Comments 83 Likes|
|comments|
___________________________________________
Alzack: My Bisca of course!!!
Grey: Since it's a bikini contest I'd have to go with Juvia.
Gajeel: I think the shrimp would win it.
Troy: Don't even think about gawking at Levy, Metal Head!!!
Jet: Yeah, She belongs to Team Shadowgear!!!
Gajeel: Shut up you idiots, it's not like that!!!
Natsu: I think Luce has a pretty good shot.
Macao: Hmmm she's definitely in the top 5 but it's gonna be tough with Erza and Mira in the running.
Wakaba: Impossible you mean. Mira is the sexiest woman in all of Fairy Tail.
Laxus: Keep your hands of her old man.
Wakaba: Oh defensive are we haha.
Laxus: Shut up!
Elfman: Evergreen is gonna win. SHES THE MAN!!!!
Romeo: I don't think she would appreciate you calling her a man. Anyways my pick would be Wendy:)
___________________________________________
Gray posted: That went wrong sooooooo fast D:
___________________________________________
|5 Comments 10 Likes|
|comments|
___________________________________________
Natsu: Who the hell invited Porlyusica to be in the bikini contest!!!! I think I'm blind.
Elfman: Not to mention the old hag from Lamia Scale:(
Romeo: Why would you guys drag me to that!!! That was horrible!!!
Laxus: Don't play that card kid, you wanted to watch cuz Wendy was participating.
Romeo: Shut up you oversized bug zapper!!!
Jura: We apologize for how our master acted.
Lyon: At least you guys don't have to see it all the time. Be grateful it was just this once.
Gray: We finally see why you guys are so strong. It takes some real power to not claw your eyes out everyday after seeing that.
Natsu: Respect bros.
___________________________________________
YOU ARE READING
Fairy Tail On Facebook
FanfictionInspired by the story "What if Fairy Tail Had Facebook" by an amazing writer, Ambamba. Let me know what you think. Vote, share, and comment. Hope you all enjoy the read:) *Disclaimer* I do not own the rights to Fairy Tail or any of the characters. A...
