10: News Channel

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Circus Baby: EY YO WE GOTZ A LETTERRRRRRRR

Ennard: who it from?

Circus Baby: the American flag :3

Ballora: BRUH THATS THE STAMP

Circus Baby: ohhhhhhhh :P

Ballora: let me see -_-

Circus Baby: NU MINE >:(

Ballora: GIVE IT *takes out of Circus Baby's hand*

Circus Baby: ;-;

Ballora: its from some TV station it says "we need substitutes and since you were 2nd in tryouts for news you can come"

Circus Baby: wtf we never tried out

Ballora: oh this is the nightguard's mail

Circus Baby: I say we go to the thing and substitute :D

Ballora: I'm confused on why you can just try out for a news channel ITS A NEWS CHANNEL

Circus Baby: who cares I WANNA GO

Ballora: fine...

Others: YAYYYYY

*9 hours later*

Circus Baby: PUT IT ON TV PUT IT ON TV

Ft Foxy: I CANT FIND THE REMOTE

Circus Baby: ITS RIGHT THERE STUPID

Ft Foxy: ohhhh ok *puts news on tv*

*everyone silent and watching*

*intro plays*

Circus Baby: HAIIIII :D my name is I Can't Think of a Fake Name in Time! This is the TotallyNotAScam news station! Here with me is a guy named Not A Robot! Say hi!

Ft Freddy: HOOOOIIIII :D

Circus Baby: Ok so news today is someone got ran over by a car! Here is a photo of it

*photo of Circus Baby and others fighting over the steering wheel in a car with some guy getting ran over*

Ft Freddy: Wow it looks a lot like the people driving the car is us!

Circus Baby: yeah what a coincidence!

Ennard: THE POLICE ARE HERE THE POLICE ARE HERE

Circus Baby: Oh frick welp while we deal with the police we go to CrappyGuy for the weather

*camera switches to Ft Foxy and Ballora*

Ft Foxy: I THOUGHT I WAS HANDSOMECUCUMBER NOT CRAPPYGUY

Ballora: ahem I'm also here doing it-

Ft Foxy: NOT IMPORTANT anyway today's feather is light and fluffy I think it's a pigeon feather :D

Ballora: YOU IDIOT ITS WEATHER NOT FEATHER

Ft Foxy: oh then I might have caught a disease from picking that feather up and it was DEFINITELY NOT WORTH getting attacked by 353 pigeons

Ballora: bruh wtf just let me do it

Ft Foxy: Fine

Ballora: OK *ahem* today's weather will be great!...If you don't mind the acid rain and 50 tornados-? WHAT IS THIS SCRIPT???

Ft Foxy: An awesome script KEEP READING

Ballora: and there is a grass apocalypse happening in 5 seconds- wait what???

Ft Foxy: AHHHHHHH *runs away*

Ballora: WTF IS A GRASS APOCALYPSE??? THIS JOB DOESNT MAKE ANY FRICKING SENSE

Ft Foxy: THE GRASS APOCOLYPSE IS COMING AHHHHH

Ballora: JUST GO COMMERCIAL IM OUT OF HERE

*camera goes to Circus Baby and Ft Freddy*

Circus Baby: thank you BlindPerson and CrappyGuy! And we just made a deal with the police that we would get arrested later

Ft Freddy: I wonder what jail is like

Circus Baby: I heared they give you unidentified glob to eat!

Ft Freddy: Yay that sounds good!

Circus Baby: now we go to Blueman and BurntSpagetti for the sport news!

*camera goes to Bon Bon*

Bon Bon: Hello! Please ignore the arm sticking out from under me! I'm Blueman and I have no idea where BurntSpagetti is

Ennard: *running in* sorry... tired from.... running away from... grass...

Bon Bon: uhhhh what?

Ennard: passing out now.... *he faints*

Bon Bon: what the frick... Anyway for football the team OldOatmeal is not doing so great their competitors YellowSlugs just tackled the best player on the OldOatmeal team! And OH CRAP THE BALL IS COMING OVER HERE- *gets hit by ball*

*crowd ooo's*

*camera goes back to Circus Baby and Ft Freddy*

Circus Baby: he just OOFED

Ft Freddy: That means I ran all the way here with a DEAD guy on my arm :(

Circus Baby: actually idk if he's dead
WAIT THIS JUST IN: A GUY ATE 20000 HOTDOGS IN ONE SITTING! HERES A PHOTO

*photo of Ft Foxy eating 20000 hotdogs*

Ft Freddy: now I'm hungry :P

Circus Baby: sammmmeeee

Ft Freddy: when Bon Bon gains consciousness again, ima get something to eat :3

Circus Baby: I want a milkshake :D

*cops arrive*

Circus Baby: oop 0-0 I guess we end here make sure to donate money to us so you can help pay off the huge debt we have! And also donate to the channel so they can keep it all to themselves- I mean so they can give it to the poor! Byeeee!

*ends*

*silence*

Circus Baby: that was a sad ending because I never got that milkshake...

Ft Freddy: and also because Bon Bon turned out to be alive :(

Bon Bon: THATS A GOOD THING now I can catch you doing stuff your not supposed to be doing

Ft Freddy: THATS WHY ITS SAD

Ballora: where did Ft Foxy go?

*Ft Foxy is kidnapped and sacrificed by the grass apocalypse*

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