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12: Talent Show

Circus Baby: me bored

Ft Freddy: me also bored

Ft Foxy: hi bored and bored! I'm Ft Foxy!

Circus Baby: WTF

Ft Freddy: STOP TELLING CRAPPY JOKES THATS MY JOB

Ft Foxy: you just don't appreciate my humor UwU

Ft Freddy: what humor? You don't have any

Circus Baby: XD that's true

Ft Foxy: MEAN >:(

Circus Baby: Ooo I know what we can do next!

The Funtimes: wot?

Circus Baby: A TALENT SHOWWWWW :DDDDDD

Ft Freddy: why? So Foxy can prove he has no talent?

Ft Foxy: look who's talking! The only talent you have is being annoying to death

Circus Baby: shush yo pie holes ima go tell the others and then WE BEGIN

*some time later*

Circus Baby: WELCOME TO THE SUPER AWSOME TALENT SHOW, LOVELY AUDIENCE! IM GOING FIRST!
MY TALENT IS SINGING!!!

Ennard: haha this is gonna suck

Circus Baby: SHUTCHA PIE HOLES *ahem* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM E I E I OOOOO AND ON HIS FARM HE HAD SOME CHICKEN E I E I OOOOO WITH SOME CHICKEN SOUP HERE AND FRIED CHICKEN HERE A NOM THERE A NOM EVERYWHERE A NOM NOM  OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM E I E I OOOOOO

Others: ...

Circus Baby: I know I know my singing is breath taking ^.^

Ballora: why did he eat the chicken...

Circus Baby: don't worry he also ate the other animals that's why I said he HAD a farm not HAS a farm :3

Ballora: ...ima go next...

*she gets on stage*

Ballora: my talent is obviously dancing so ima do that

*she plays her music box and she starts dancing*

*after her dance*

Ballora: done whatcha think?

Ft Freddy: you do that all the time so it wasn't that exciting

Ballora: OK THEN LET'S SEE YOUR TALENT WISE GUY >:(

Ft Freddy: *gets on stage* ok my talent is the GREATEST BESTEST AMAZINGEST TALENT EVAAAA

Ft Foxy: LIES ALL LIES

Ft Freddy: SHHHHHHH YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT anyway drum roll please!

*no one does the drum roll*

Ft Freddy: WHATEVER I'LL COUNT DOWN INSTEAD 3 2 1

*he passes out on the stage asleep and starts snoring*

Bon Bon: OW WTF HE JUST SMASHED ME INTO THE FLOOR ;-;

Circus Baby: YAYYYYY WOOOOOO *claps*

Ft Foxy: WHY YOU CLAP THAT SUCKED EGGS

Circus Baby: because he my second best friend :3

Ennard: just get him off the stage

Bon Bon: idea all I need is a hammer ima smash him >:3

Circus Baby: wouldn't just yelling in his ear work???

Bon Bon: sure it just won't be as fun

*he goes to Ft Freddy's ear*

Bon Bon: WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUP

Ft Freddy: SCREEEEEAM

Bon Bon: ha ha

Ft Freddy: oh yeah anyway *gets up* TA DAAAAA

*no one claps except Circus Baby*

Circus Baby: YAYYYYYY *clapping*

Ft Freddy: at past SOMEONE appreciates me :D

Circus Baby: :3

Ft Foxy: since we all want to see some REAL talent ima go next

*he gets on stage*

Ft Foxy: me talent is telling stories everyone ready?

Others: NO

Ft Foxy: Great I'll begin! So one day I was at Walmart and some guy comes up to me and buys grapes then walks away and I went to check out and brought 5000 candy bars I had no money so I "borrowed" Freddy's money and there was no change left over it cost 8373927 dollars and I ate them all in one sitting. The End!

Others: BOOOOOOOOO *throws tomatoes at him*

Ft Foxy: OW OW OW HEY YOU ALL SUCK OW OW OW EW DOES THAT ONE HAVE MOLD ON IT GRR >:(

Ennard: GET YO FATASS OFF THE STAGE ITS MY TURN

Ft Foxy: >:( *gets off*

Ennard: *gets on stage* my talent is TAP DANCING :D

Others: WOOOOT :0

Ennard: CUE MUSIC

*music plays and he tap dances*

*5 minutes later*

Ennard: done!

*everyone claps*

Ballora: I had no idea you could do that :0

Ennard: :3

Bon Bon: me last :D

*he goes up there*

Bon Bon: my talent is science!

Others: BOOOOOOOOO

Bon Bon: SCIENCE IS AWSOME DONT BOO anyway ima take this bottle of scienceyness and combine it with this other bottle of science everyone ready?

*silence*

Bon Bon: ... ok then *he combines the bottles*

*explosion*

Bon Bon: 0-0 uhh ta da!

Circus Baby: that wasn't actually that bad yayyyyy *claps*

Bon Bon: :333

Ft Foxy: so anyway ima tell another story one day I was-

Others: BOOOOOOO *throws tomatoes at him*

Ft Foxy: >:(

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